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Comment Re:Making it FAR EASIER (Score -1) 34

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 29, 2025 @08:08AM (#65552584) Attached to: PayPal Expands Crypto Payments For US Merchants To Lower Cross-Border Fees

Learn how to spell you fucking retard.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 24, 2025 @12:10PM (#65542474) Attached to: How Much Would You Pay For an American-Made Laptop? Palmer Luckey Wants To Know

Learn how to type you fucking tard.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 24, 2025 @07:41AM (#65541868) Attached to: US To Withdraw From UNESCO Again

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 21, 2025 @07:54AM (#65534278) Attached to: 'Fossil' Discovered Beyond Pluto Implies 'Something Dramatic' Happened 400M Years Ago

I guess that's true if you're a fucktard.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday July 18, 2025 @12:43PM (#65529550) Attached to: Dictionary.com 'Devastated' Paid Users By Abruptly Deleting Saved Word Lists

you're a dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 15, 2025 @01:59PM (#65522820) Attached to: Meta's Superintelligence Lab Considers Shift To Closed AI Model

shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 14, 2025 @09:43AM (#65519250) Attached to: COVID-19 Vaccine's mRNA Technology Adapted for First Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria Vaccine

Shut up you dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 10, 2025 @07:48AM (#65509398) Attached to: Prime Day Loses Its Spark As Sales Nosedive 41%

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday July 09, 2025 @07:37AM (#65507004) Attached to: Meta Invests $3.5 Billion in World's Largest Eye-Wear Maker in AI Glasses Push

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 07, 2025 @09:16AM (#65502774) Attached to: The Startup-Filled Coder 'Village' at the Heart of China's AI Frenzy

Grow a sack.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 01, 2025 @07:32AM (#65488424) Attached to: 'Space Is Hard. There Is No Excuse For Pretending It's Easy'

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday June 27, 2025 @09:52AM (#65479850) Attached to: Brother Printer Bug In 689 Models Exposes Millions To Hacking

Shut up you fucking idiot.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday June 26, 2025 @12:18PM (#65477962) Attached to: CareerBuilder + Monster, Which Once Dominated Online Job Boards, File For Bankruptcy

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday June 24, 2025 @03:52PM (#65473253) Attached to: iPhone Customers Upset By Apple Wallet Ad Pushing F1 Movie

You are a moron. Complete and total. No wonder your family hates you.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday June 24, 2025 @03:50PM (#65473245) Attached to: iPhone Customers Upset By Apple Wallet Ad Pushing F1 Movie

Shut up you fucking moron.