cyborg_monkey - Slashdot User

Comment Could it be? (Score -1) 12

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 06, 2026 @02:42PM (#66080028) Attached to: Germany Doxes 'UNKN,' Head of RU Ransomware Gangs REvil, GandCrab

Too bad for you luzers.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 06, 2026 @02:40PM (#66080026) Attached to: Peter Thiel Is Betting Big On Solar-Powered Cow Collars

Because Peter Thiel is a known cow-fucker.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday April 02, 2026 @04:46PM (#66074602) Attached to: IBM Teams Up With Arm To Run Arm Workloads On IBM Z Mainframes

Please shut up you fucktard.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @03:06PM (#66061412) Attached to: Stephen Colbert To Write Next 'Lord of the Rings' Movie

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday March 23, 2026 @03:18PM (#66056920) Attached to: US Car Buyers Envy What They Cannot Have: Affordable Chinese EVs

Shut up you ignorant fuckwad.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday March 10, 2026 @09:55AM (#66033178) Attached to: Startup Wants To Launch a Space Mirror

You're referring to your menstrual cycle.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday February 26, 2026 @01:36PM (#66011830) Attached to: New York Sues Valve For Enabling 'Illegal Gambling' With Loot Boxes

You're a fucking weirdo.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday February 26, 2026 @01:34PM (#66011822) Attached to: New York Sues Valve For Enabling 'Illegal Gambling' With Loot Boxes

Shut up you retarded boner-nose.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @09:10AM (#66007354) Attached to: Texas Is About To Overtake California In Battery Storage

"Islamophobe" isn't a thing you dumb fuckstick.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @04:31PM (#65980906) Attached to: Microsoft Begins the First-Ever Secure Boot Certificate Swap Across Windows Ecosystem

Shut the fuck up you ignorant fuckwad.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday February 04, 2026 @08:38AM (#65968344) Attached to: Ultra-Processed Foods Should Be Treated More Like Cigarettes Than Food, Study Says

yeah, drinkypoo does the karma whoring around here.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday February 03, 2026 @01:49PM (#65966836) Attached to: Notepad++ Compromised By State Actor

Arch, you moronic crack sniffer.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday February 02, 2026 @04:10PM (#65964832) Attached to: Notepad++ Compromised By State Actor

Oh shut the fuck up you neckbearded butt humper.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday January 26, 2026 @10:29AM (#65949778) Attached to: Richard Stallman Was Asked: Is Software Piracy Wrong?

What explains fuckturds like yourself?

by cyborg_monkey on Friday January 16, 2026 @03:58PM (#65929922) Attached to: Ruby on Rails Creator Says AI Coding Tools Still Can't Match Most Junior Programmers

At least I'm not a neck-bearded karma whole like yourself.