cyborg_monkey - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Seems pretty cold (Score -1) 58

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @10:53AM (#65804615) Attached to: Man Who Cryogenically Froze Late Wife Sparks Debate By Dating New Partner

Good to show everyone that you're not a window-licker I guess... but of course you've failed that.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @04:50PM (#65791448) Attached to: Valve Enters the Console Wars

What the fuck is a "4k player"? You ignorant twat-waffle.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @04:48PM (#65791444) Attached to: Valve Enters the Console Wars

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday November 06, 2025 @04:52PM (#65778488) Attached to: Google Plans Secret AI Military Outpost on Tiny Island Overrun By Crabs

You forgot naked and afraid, hot grits, etc.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday November 06, 2025 @03:31PM (#65778290) Attached to: Why Manufacturing's Last Boom Will Be Hard To Repeat

Shut up you ignorant fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday November 03, 2025 @02:43PM (#65770564) Attached to: Palantir Thinks College Might Be a Waste. So It's Hiring High-School Grads.

Grow a sack you fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @01:31PM (#65741162) Attached to: Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children, Study Shows

It's not a stream and certainly not verbal. Diarrhea? Sure. Thanks for being a stalker, fuckhole.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday October 20, 2025 @11:34AM (#65738492) Attached to: Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children, Study Shows

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday October 01, 2025 @04:12PM (#65696490) Attached to: Filipinos Are Addicted to Online Gambling. So Is Their Government

So is your mom's clam. She only wants the black ones.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday September 26, 2025 @07:07AM (#65684526) Attached to: German Remote-Driving Firm Hopes To Make Private Car Ownership Redundant

Hi moron,

Read the article again and then try constructing a coherent thought.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday September 18, 2025 @06:41AM (#65668026) Attached to: LimeWire Acquires Fyre Festival Brand

Grow a sack.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday September 16, 2025 @07:28AM (#65662854) Attached to: Online Marketplace Fiverr To Lay Off 30% of Workforce In AI Push

You lost your account because you're a putz.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday September 15, 2025 @04:33PM (#65661910) Attached to: President Calls for Six-Month Corporate Reporting Cycle, Citing Cost Savings

Shut up you fucking retard.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday September 11, 2025 @06:41AM (#65653148) Attached to: As World Gets Hotter, Americans Are Turning To More Sugar, Study Finds

shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @10:41AM (#65650832) Attached to: Executive Director Cindy Cohn Will Step Down After 25 Years With EFF

Shut up you moron.