cyborg_monkey - Slashdot User

Comment Re:I guess Samsung... (Score -1) 8

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday January 07, 2026 @03:33PM (#65908659) Attached to: Samsung's Rolling Ballie Robot Indefinitely Shelved After Delays

Shut the fuck up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday January 06, 2026 @09:53AM (#65905485) Attached to: Hyundai and Boston Dynamics Unveil Humanoid Robot Atlas At CES

Shut the fuck up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 30, 2025 @04:16PM (#65891141) Attached to: Singapore Study Links Heavy Infant Screen Time To Teen Anxiety

First Piss!

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 29, 2025 @03:08PM (#65888675) Attached to: Americans Are Watching Fewer New TV Shows and More Free TV

You said your wife and went on to list Murderbot.. you're either not married or a closeted homosexual.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 29, 2025 @10:59AM (#65888127) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What's the Stupidest Use of AI You Saw In 2025?

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 22, 2025 @03:34PM (#65875523) Attached to: State of Play: Who Holds the Power in the Video Games Industry in 2025?

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 22, 2025 @03:03PM (#65875399) Attached to: Why Some Avatar: Fire and Ash Scenes Look So Smooth, and Others Don't

It must be all the others that are wrong, you fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @02:33PM (#65846525) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

I'm happy to be a cyborg, you fuckweasel.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @07:35AM (#65845473) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday December 04, 2025 @08:12AM (#65834841) Attached to: White House Rolls Back Fuel Economy Standards

You stand corrected after making a bunch of excuses. GFY.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday December 03, 2025 @12:03PM (#65832789) Attached to: Chinese Reusable Booster Explodes During First Orbital Test

Shut up dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @12:43PM (#65819531) Attached to: NASA Rover Makes a Shocking Discovery: Lightning on Mars

FIRST! POST! FROSTY!

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @10:29AM (#65819173) Attached to: Texas Buys $5 Million In BTC ETF As States Edge Toward First Government Crypto Reserves

Go lick a window you inbred fucktard.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @11:15AM (#65817197) Attached to: Unpowered SSDs in Your Drawer Are Slowly Losing Data

Sounds like you're a fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @10:53AM (#65804615) Attached to: Man Who Cryogenically Froze Late Wife Sparks Debate By Dating New Partner

Good to show everyone that you're not a window-licker I guess... but of course you've failed that.