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Comment That's small stuff (Score 4, Insightful) 29

The real invasion of privacy -- aside from traffic cams, three letter agencies hoovering up everything that passes through fiber, parallel construction, abuse of the interstate commerce law, permanent emergency bills -- Nevermind. Another invasion of privacy is id.me, wherein to access government services people are forced to send their identity to an unaccountable non-government third party operating under rules not restricted by the constitution.

Comment 1/6th the Cost (Score 2) 57

Grok has started using a "team of experts" approach similar to the lobster. I was skeptical, but the results are enormously better with one LLM handling results from a team. At 1/6 the cost I expect this to result in enormously better overall performance than current top models using a Lobster team.

Comment Well- (Score 1) 169

I actually had my fingers crossed, AAAANNNDDDDD You didn't say no backsies and whoops, no money! Sorry, we broke- Fighting not-wars and funding federal jump-out squads is not cheap!

Tough luck.

Does anybody actually think this administration even has the money to pay back? This is going to be the biggest shitshow in American history. We're going to be talking about "the tariff refund scandal" for decades.

Comment Local Man Abandons Honest Living (Score 4, Insightful) 93

A local warehouse clerk announced Tuesday that he intends to start mugging strangers because of recent developments in artificial intelligence security. Derek "Deke" Hargrove, 34, told reporters that powerful AI systems can now analyze any publicly available information about a person and turn it into a perfect plan for exploitation. "Any data you put out there -- your routines, your photos, your habits -- it is all open-source to these AI models now," Hargrove said outside a Loop coffee shop, with a ski mask visible in his back pocket. "They can study it and build a complete blueprint to rob or target you. Living a normal digital life just is not safe anymore."

Hargrove added that conventional security measures have become ineffective. "The only truly secure option left is to go fully analog," he said. "No digital trail, no logs, no AI predicting my every move. Just me, a dark street, and whoever walks by with cash in their pocket." He said he intends to launch his new career tomorrow night.

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