Comment Re:Telemark calls? (Score 1) 66

by Equuleus42 on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @02:28PM (#66284126) Attached to: France Bans Unsolicited Telemarking Calls

Indeed... alpine touring is seemingly more en vogue these days.

Comment Holy thread resurrection, Batman! (Score 5, Funny) 109

by Equuleus42 on Monday July 06, 2026 @06:07PM (#66225760) Attached to: Zombie 'Who Owns Unix?' Lawsuit Comes Alive Again

While we're at it, why don't we pour hot grits on a Beowulf cluster while Natalie Portman confirms that BSD is dying?

Comment Re:Reality? (Score 1) 86

by Equuleus42 on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @02:22PM (#66208230) Attached to: Mushroom Behind 'Tiny Human' Visions Lacks Genes For Known Psychedelics

Agreed. Also, nice to see another 3-digit UID user still on here!

[reaches for walker to stand up]

Comment Re:Play Doom (music) on anything (Score 1) 21

by Equuleus42 on Saturday June 20, 2026 @08:40AM (#66201544) Attached to: Doom Composer Bobby Prince Has Died

Here is a version that used floppy drives, hard drives, and flatbed scanners:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment Obligatory quote (Score 1) 21

by Equuleus42 on Friday June 19, 2026 @05:35PM (#66201134) Attached to: Doom Composer Bobby Prince Has Died

Prince also worked on games such as Wolfenstein 3D

I would say "Mein Leben!", but in this case, it should be "Sein Leben!"

Comment Absurdity abounds (Score 1) 133

by Equuleus42 on Thursday May 21, 2026 @02:29PM (#66154414) Attached to: Waymo Pauses Atlanta Service As Its Robotaxis Keep Driving Into Floods

Posted by BeauHD on 2026.05.21 11:02 from the water-+-EVs-=-bad dept.

So water minus EVs is negative bad?

Meanwhile, in Texas:
https://www.bbc.com/news/artic...

Comment Re:So they are learning from the USA (Score -1) 480

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 18, 2026 @05:33AM (#66148533) Attached to: Iran Now Threatens Fees for Subsea Internet Cables in the Strait of Hormuz

Shut up you fucking dipshit.

Comment Re:here we are (Score -1) 12

by cyborg_monkey on Sunday May 17, 2026 @05:18PM (#66147819) Attached to: Microsoft Exchange Server Vulnerability Actively Exploited, in a Bad Week for Microsoft

Are you really that stupid, you fucknose.

Comment Re:Stop purchasing Bambu products (Score -1) 107

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 11, 2026 @08:49AM (#66137994) Attached to: Open Source Project Shuts Down Over Legal Threats from 3D Printer Company Bambu Lab

Thanks for repeating what was already stated, dipshit.

Comment Re: All according to plan. (Score -1) 214

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 11, 2026 @08:36AM (#66137964) Attached to: Ford's Electrified Vehicle Sales Dropped 31% in April From One Year Ago

Are you that stupid? STFU you stool pusher.

Comment Re: I ordered one, but... (Score 1) 72

by Equuleus42 on Saturday May 09, 2026 @06:18PM (#66136150) Attached to: The Trump Phone Either Is Or Isn't Closer To Delivery

Obligatory Money Pit reference...
https://youtu.be/lJhHjACjJjA

Comment Re:What I don't like about Dawkins (Score -1) 403

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday May 07, 2026 @12:20PM (#66132278) Attached to: Richard Dawkins 'Convinced' AI Is Conscious

Shut up you fuckwit.

Comment Re:First Post (Score -1) 45

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday May 06, 2026 @07:44AM (#66130032) Attached to: Coinbase Lays Off Nearly 700 Workers In 'AI-Native' Restructuring

Naked and afraid with hot grits would be more appropriate.

Comment Re:Cheaper options (Score -1) 55

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @04:55PM (#66129334) Attached to: Moving To Mainframe Can Be Cheaper Than Sticking With VMware

Shut up you fucking dipstick.

Comment How about... (Score 1) 68

by Equuleus42 on Sunday April 26, 2026 @04:16PM (#66113404) Attached to: Linux Version of Framework's Laptop 13 Pro is Outselling Its Windows Variant

...posting some benchmarks?