Comment Holy thread resurrection, Batman! (Score 5, Funny) 109

by Equuleus42 on Monday July 06, 2026 @06:07PM (#66225760) Attached to: Zombie 'Who Owns Unix?' Lawsuit Comes Alive Again

While we're at it, why don't we pour hot grits on a Beowulf cluster while Natalie Portman confirms that BSD is dying?

Comment Re:Reality? (Score 1) 86

by Equuleus42 on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @02:22PM (#66208230) Attached to: Mushroom Behind 'Tiny Human' Visions Lacks Genes For Known Psychedelics

Agreed. Also, nice to see another 3-digit UID user still on here!

[reaches for walker to stand up]

Comment Re:Play Doom (music) on anything (Score 1) 21

by Equuleus42 on Saturday June 20, 2026 @08:40AM (#66201544) Attached to: Doom Composer Bobby Prince Has Died

Here is a version that used floppy drives, hard drives, and flatbed scanners:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment Obligatory quote (Score 1) 21

by Equuleus42 on Friday June 19, 2026 @05:35PM (#66201134) Attached to: Doom Composer Bobby Prince Has Died

Prince also worked on games such as Wolfenstein 3D

I would say "Mein Leben!", but in this case, it should be "Sein Leben!"

Comment Absurdity abounds (Score 1) 133

by Equuleus42 on Thursday May 21, 2026 @02:29PM (#66154414) Attached to: Waymo Pauses Atlanta Service As Its Robotaxis Keep Driving Into Floods

Posted by BeauHD on 2026.05.21 11:02 from the water-+-EVs-=-bad dept.

So water minus EVs is negative bad?

Meanwhile, in Texas:
https://www.bbc.com/news/artic...

Comment Re:So they are learning from the USA (Score -1) 480

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 18, 2026 @05:33AM (#66148533) Attached to: Iran Now Threatens Fees for Subsea Internet Cables in the Strait of Hormuz

Shut up you fucking dipshit.

Comment Re:here we are (Score -1) 12

by cyborg_monkey on Sunday May 17, 2026 @05:18PM (#66147819) Attached to: Microsoft Exchange Server Vulnerability Actively Exploited, in a Bad Week for Microsoft

Are you really that stupid, you fucknose.

Comment Re:Stop purchasing Bambu products (Score -1) 107

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 11, 2026 @08:49AM (#66137994) Attached to: Open Source Project Shuts Down Over Legal Threats from 3D Printer Company Bambu Lab

Thanks for repeating what was already stated, dipshit.

Comment Re: All according to plan. (Score -1) 214

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 11, 2026 @08:36AM (#66137964) Attached to: Ford's Electrified Vehicle Sales Dropped 31% in April From One Year Ago

Are you that stupid? STFU you stool pusher.

Comment Re: I ordered one, but... (Score 1) 72

by Equuleus42 on Saturday May 09, 2026 @06:18PM (#66136150) Attached to: The Trump Phone Either Is Or Isn't Closer To Delivery

Obligatory Money Pit reference...
https://youtu.be/lJhHjACjJjA

Comment Re:What I don't like about Dawkins (Score -1) 403

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday May 07, 2026 @12:20PM (#66132278) Attached to: Richard Dawkins 'Convinced' AI Is Conscious

Shut up you fuckwit.

Comment Re:First Post (Score -1) 45

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday May 06, 2026 @07:44AM (#66130032) Attached to: Coinbase Lays Off Nearly 700 Workers In 'AI-Native' Restructuring

Naked and afraid with hot grits would be more appropriate.

Comment Re:Cheaper options (Score -1) 55

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @04:55PM (#66129334) Attached to: Moving To Mainframe Can Be Cheaper Than Sticking With VMware

Shut up you fucking dipstick.

Comment How about... (Score 1) 68

by Equuleus42 on Sunday April 26, 2026 @04:16PM (#66113404) Attached to: Linux Version of Framework's Laptop 13 Pro is Outselling Its Windows Variant

...posting some benchmarks?

Comment Re:Worldcoin (Score 1) 43

by Equuleus42 on Monday April 20, 2026 @11:52AM (#66103166) Attached to: Zoom Partners With Sam Altman's Iris-Scanning Company To Offer Callers Verifications of Humanness

Small correction... the renaming happened in 2024, not 2025.