Uma Thurman's Journal: foobar

My new program of harassment and abuse has been a smashing success! At least two of my former foes have capitulated and changed their relationship to neutral to get me to stop! Or something like that. I am still amused by how irate these conservatives get when someone starts pointing out their lies in a manner reminiscient of Ann Coulter.

Remember, all conservatives are TRAITORS and LIARS. Ann Coulter would agree, if she were a liberal.

Forgive me, I'm drunk

[DeltaSigma]

Well, your expiriment/hobby/whatever has proven at least one thing:

Conservatives clearly are talented at getting their way with nothing more than ignorant, stubborn, ranting. They win because we'll capitulate just to get them to SHUT UP.

Re:Forgive me, I'm drunk

[Uma Thurman]

Drunk is good, no problem. Carry on.

wait wait wait

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Since when was Clinton a Conservative?

I Can't Wait!!

[Acidic_Diarrhea]

This sounds like great fun! I have opt'ed in and am waiting for your fine work!

Re:I Can't Wait!!

[Uma Thurman]

Well you've got to give me something to work with. Usually some silly comment about "liberals" will do well, but you've got to give it some hooks I can dig in to. Otherwise the insults aren't as effective.

(you moron).

Man... you are cool.

[Anonymous Coward]

Ok... let me get this straight. A self-professed liberal who is taking someone else's name (for attention), then heckling other people for marking his account (for attention), and criticizing Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter (for attention) as though you are actually going to take them on (for attention).
Hey this is great.

Me: Hey Rush... this guy/gal who's not Uma Thurmon on /. is ready to take you on!!!

Rush: Oh yeah... cool... who is he/she?

Me: Uh.. not really sure... he/she doesn't really say... but keep

Re:Man... you are cool.

[Uma Thurman]

Posting the same attempt at humor twice. What an amateur.

Re:You are worthless

[Uma Thurman]

When it comes down to it, that's all you've got? What a moron.

Some of what you are saying is illegal. It will be interestig to see if slashdot would give up your real name if they're subpeonaed in a slander case.

See Coulter, Ann, "Slander" for more information.