based on what I saw on my last job, competent Linux system admins run Linux and/or Windows
I kind of followed what you were attempting to get at, until you spewed this drivel.
No competent Linux SysAdmin will ever voluntarily run Windows. They would rather ask for a 3270 Session onto a damn Mainframe ^H LinuxOne server before considering Windows as a viable alternative...
And since I've been a Linux SE (amongst some other things) for 18 years and, am, apparently (according to your blather), a "Python-writing hipster trendroid" as well, I may know a thing or two of which I speak here.
It's just peoples interpretation of the facts that makes things 'racist'.
Fair enough. but
Were it you and your's you probably be more than just slightly (and equally justifiably) upset as well.
I'd also like to see an update to the iPod shuffle. A tiny e-ink indicator (bars, dots, whatever) to know the battery life in 20% increments.
Didn't they just update the shuffle with a OLED screen and a band?
You might have mail.