But what if you ask it to write like Bad Hemingway?

That's just silly. Homer was widely known to be a BSD guy.

Given that Cape Coral is in Florida, though...

Perhaps someone had some vague idea that homeowner associations might pay for this sort of data? Which would be DOA anyway, given there are plenty of busybody neighbors who will happily report the slightest violation of HOA rules for free...

I thought everybody knew that Madagascar only floats sideways until mid-morning, for Pete's sake.

... or have a Hamster the size of a Golden Retriever!

I actually enjoy the silly AI images and bad Photoshop jobs that are all over Amazon - some of them are hilarious!

Despite being loaded with Trump appointees, the Supreme Court already ruled against the concept of tariffs imposed by Trump arbitrarily. If he wants to apply tariffs now, he has to provide documentation spelling out the legal framework justifying them.

The EU certainly understands this.

Trump's cronies appear to mostly be isolationists. Their mindset is stuck in the mid-to-late 1930s - a terrible time for the rank and file, but the rich weren't suffering...

That's one of the reasons they keep losing in court - they don't really have any competent lawyers in this administration.

Or, alternatively, the password could simply wipe all your files (including any password databases) before it unlocks the phone - leaving the OS intact.

Maybe it could also add a couple photos of Donald J. Trump to your photo library at the same time.

If the Border Patrol can claim you aren't (yet) on US soil, I'd think they also have no jurisdiction over you yet because you're not on US soil.

Even years later, the fact that his name is Weiner is still freaking hilarious!

Facebook has added a Dick Pick login option.

Except this guy has REALLY big feet...