Nice try. Do YOU remember? Let's hear it from the (loser)boy.

Don't let the door slam your fat arse on the way out. It makes a squishy, irritating noise and it causes the rest of abhuman you to fart, which makes the air unbreathable.

If Starship can be made to work reliably, then it's good. In the meantime we have another manned spacecraft beyond LEO, which is good. As good as crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women.

I'd have preferred the mission to include a LOI and TEI as in Apollo 8, but testing the hardware with people on board even on a purely circumlunar trajectory accomplished a test of the craft and equipment in a safe way while at the same time bringing public attention to the program. Apollo 8 ran a lot of risks that today would be difficult to justify. So far, I have followed the mission a bit at a distance - not seen anything live - but I like what I see. As for the comparisons with Apollo 13, Jim Lovell recorded a message for the Artemis II crew before his passing and he was obviously happy to have more astronauts following in his footsteps. I'd say with 500% accuracy that his feelings in the matter beat any opinion anyone else could have about it, because he was a Space Jock and you are not.

No, spazzes. Like you.

I can barely imagine the harsh, brutal and totally deserved beatings and brown-swirlings a pedantic geek like you were subjected to.

Good, the Spice would have mutated them over generations.

Bomb them. Bomb them into submission. Pound them into the ground, then piss on the ground. What can the frunch/franch/french people do? Oh yeah, right. They can show up to our shores and gloriously SURRENDER so we'll have to feed them. Darn.

It's well documented that mobile cellular radio waves (radiation) causes brain tumors. If this outage continues for any length of time, watch the brain tumor rates in Moscow actually drop by 80%-90% in 8-10 years then jump back up in lockstep with the timeframe of the cellular system being re-enabled.

I know two chiropractors in Moscow and they are ecstatic about this. The number of vertebral subluxations which impeded the immune system and allow cancers to flourish have been increasing as people become more and more glued to their mobile devices.

Take care,
Bob

Do you prefer "spazz", "windowlicker" or "mongo bongo"?

Suicide! Suicide! Suicide NOW!

How does it feel, nerdinhos? Hunh? The FBI and all of law enforcement have a red-hot rusty knife held to your zit-ridden faces ready to slice and explode your festering pustules! You though you were so clever, now you'll pay the price! All of your filthy pedocompulsions shall be made public! Your game is through, pedo-nerds! You'll be detected, found, snatched, exposed and punished! You will be beaten, your limbs twisted and pulled until they lose shape, your fat bellies jumped upon until they distend and your very essence is defecated out of your bruised carcasses! Your faces will be shitted upon, aye, your faces will be shitted upon until your last flatulent breath is finally exhaled through layers of feces! Such is your fate, nerdinhos!

Yes, you are. A small, dwindling minority that can and will be safely ignored. Have you considered suicide?

Hint: not thanks to Tinder.

Have you considered suicide?