I can barely imagine the harsh, brutal and totally deserved beatings and brown-swirlings a pedantic geek like you were subjected to.

Good, the Spice would have mutated them over generations.

Bomb them. Bomb them into submission. Pound them into the ground, then piss on the ground. What can the frunch/franch/french people do? Oh yeah, right. They can show up to our shores and gloriously SURRENDER so we'll have to feed them. Darn.

It's well documented that mobile cellular radio waves (radiation) causes brain tumors. If this outage continues for any length of time, watch the brain tumor rates in Moscow actually drop by 80%-90% in 8-10 years then jump back up in lockstep with the timeframe of the cellular system being re-enabled.

I know two chiropractors in Moscow and they are ecstatic about this. The number of vertebral subluxations which impeded the immune system and allow cancers to flourish have been increasing as people become more and more glued to their mobile devices.

Take care,
Bob

Do you prefer "spazz", "windowlicker" or "mongo bongo"?

Suicide! Suicide! Suicide NOW!

How does it feel, nerdinhos? Hunh? The FBI and all of law enforcement have a red-hot rusty knife held to your zit-ridden faces ready to slice and explode your festering pustules! You though you were so clever, now you'll pay the price! All of your filthy pedocompulsions shall be made public! Your game is through, pedo-nerds! You'll be detected, found, snatched, exposed and punished! You will be beaten, your limbs twisted and pulled until they lose shape, your fat bellies jumped upon until they distend and your very essence is defecated out of your bruised carcasses! Your faces will be shitted upon, aye, your faces will be shitted upon until your last flatulent breath is finally exhaled through layers of feces! Such is your fate, nerdinhos!

Yes, you are. A small, dwindling minority that can and will be safely ignored. Have you considered suicide?

Hint: not thanks to Tinder.

Have you considered suicide?

Sunglasses on, cue The Who.

Keep dreaming, euroboy. A deal is not an alliance and Australia already showed you that. :)

Not going to happen, you'll see. It would already have happened decades ago.

We've been waiting since 1992 and we'll keep on waiting until 2992. Europe always looks backwards. They never rise to catch the lightning, to ride the new wave: always playing it safe. Just wait and see: this scary new thing will go away. And then the scary thing stays, and becomes bigger and bigger. Just wait and see: it's a temporary fad, it will burst like a bubble. But then the scary thing takes over and it's: the nasty 'murricans are envious of us superior yooropeans and they hold us down with their nasty 'murrican things! And they keep doing that over and over again.

Good luck. It's not going to happen. It would have happened decades ago if it was possible. The EU has sat out the internet revolution and everything that followed:no euro IT and web giants, nowhere. Euros are simply not as smart as they would like to think. :)