Comment Re:"The Beating of a Liberal" (Score -1) 27
Do you furiously masturbate in a foetid pile of your own stale feces to portraits of Ho Chi Minh? Because if you furiously masturbate in a foetid pile of your own stale feces to portraits of Ho Chi Minh (using tweezers because dimensions matter) you have a problem. A problem that could be solved by jumping off the top of the tallest building you can find (over 50 stories) while repeating this mantra: "I'm a loser and I should kill myself, wait, I just did that."