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Comment Re:Stay off Europa! We've been warned (Score 0) 22

You know, one day you will understand that endlessly quoting an old movie based on a lame novel by a vastly overrated writer who had the writing skills of a 13 years old (his writing is extremely cringe) trying in turn to cash in on the success of a movie that was revolutionary in 1968 but is now just a note on Kubrick's career (he did vastly better things) does not make you seem intelligent or cultured. It's just irritating, like a little kid repeating the same stuff to sound important. When that realization will hit you, it will dawn on you how much of a waste your existence is and you will want to end it. Being a nerd you will fail and the sorry malformed pathetic remains of you will lay screaming and hollering on a hospital bed for decades.

Comment Re:Sure buddy (Score 0) 42

Usually it does. They're ugly, smelly, socially inept and annoying at the very least. Banning them from any event had never been a detriment and is usually a net positive. Nothing of value is ever lost. Some quaint media depictions notwithstanding, nerds are not tech geniuses and are at best average in the tech-savvy area. Real technical professionals are easy-going, well-mannered and socially genial. By all means ban the abhumans from any social event and let them simmer in their powerless rage. They can foam at the mouth, tap their little feet and shake their pudgy fists but they're no threat. If they get too noisy, just pepper-spray them in the eyes and baton them until they start crying, then laugh at them.

Comment Re: Subjective anyone? (Score 0) 282

Blame? Why blame? I'd replace each and every computah weirdo with a rubber chicken. Face it: nerdinhos: your skills are mundane, there ain't no worker(?) more toxic than your forsaken kind, and the sooner you go extinct the better. You're a smelly, sorry bunch of arrogant mysogynistic incel turds who should be shoveled into a furnace. Indians are good, genial, hard workers who do not harbour the ridiculous notion that tapping on a semen- and dorito-encrusted keyboard makes them superheroes. Meanwhile AI has made all of you losers redundant at last. Security will escort you out among the cheers of the female personnel and if you get uppity you will be pepper-sprayed and batoned.

Comment There was one guy I knew... (Score -1) 95

... He switched to eSIM and he was afterwards full of regret. Bitter, bitter, heartbreaking regret. His life suddenly felt empty and without meaning. He isolated himself and spent days looking into a corner of his living room. In the end he set himself on fire and leaped off a tall building. Now, why don't you all follow his example? I heard he didn't complain anymore after the fact.

Comment Re:Ban time (Score -1) 70

Autistic nerd is autistic, and jumps at sentences without pausing to understand them fully (if it is even capable of doing so). A lot of real-life friends and relatives coordinate events through social media because it's faster than e-mail and less hassle than to make up a chat just for that. You can't tell the difference because you lack real-life friends and your relatives shun you.

Comment Re:Ban time (Score -1) 70

Yawn, you're so funny euroboy. Your citizens would slash their wrists if they couldn't have the dopamine shots from social media and would punish any political party supporting a ban. Meanwhile you would be masturbating in your own faces if anyone had aimed this little joke at the US, wouldn't you? But you are free to listen to Von Der Leyen-approved blurbs and march down the streets with your arm raised and a wurstel up your ass.

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