TechnoLust's Journal: Defining the Undefinable: Fear, Sadness, Anger

FEAR

Most people never experience TRUE fear in their life. Yeah, it's scary when a girl calls you and says she's late and you freak out and wonder how this could happen, and then realize that you were supposed to take her out tonight and she's just taking forever to get ready as usual, but that's not true fear. True fear with when you slather some hot sauce on your dinner and as you take a bite, you realize that's not regular hot sauce, that's Burning Halo Hot Sauce, and you have nothing to drink. You know the next 10-15 minutes are going to be spent in anguish, and you'll question everything you believe in as you struggle to resist making a deal with the devil to pull this heat from you mouth and back to the center of hell from whence it came!

Sadness

When your friend gets you a Wii and sends it to you via UPS and even though they've picked it up several hours ago, they haven't scanned it yet, so all UPS's website will say is

>>> UPS could not locate the shipment details for your request. Please verify your information and try again later.

so you can't even brag to people that *MY* Wii is on a truck in Wisconsin, on it's way here.

Anger

Would be if your friend sent you a box full of pictures of him playing your Wii, surrounded by hundreds of beautiful Wii-Hos. Sure, Nintendo groupies aren't the hottest girls around, but they are FREAKS! They can work a joystick like you wouldn't believe. Those should be MY Wii-Hos!

*blink*

[Zeriel]

I think the fever might be getting the best of you, TL man.

I'm glad your enjoying it!

[Shadow Wrought]

I put way too much of Dave's Insanity Sauce on my Ramen at work and I was really hoping I would die. Of courseright in the middle of this; sweating, flushed, and with my tongue swollen so much I couldn't close my mouth, my boss's boss came to talk with me about a project;-)

Take care, TL. Wii are thinking of you.

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[Deamos]

Heh.

Another tick on the note telling me to wait before trying Dave's Insanity Sauce..

I've been curious about that stuff ever since I first heard of it and as I am venturing further into the more intensely spicy the curiosity has grown.

However I suspect that stuff would be way beyond what I'm ready for just yet, no need to end up in the emergency room because of my lunch..

Ok, now I know you're a metro

[Marxist Hacker 42]

Most people never experience TRUE fear in their life. Yeah, it's scary when a girl calls you and says she's late and you freak out and wonder how this could happen, and then realize that you were supposed to take her out tonight and she's just taking forever to get ready as usual, but that's not true fear. True fear with when you slather some hot sauce on your dinner and as you take a bite, you realize that's not regular hot sauce, that's Burning Halo Hot Sauce, and you have nothing to drink. You know the n

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[TechnoLust]

Actually my first snow skiing experience was in college. I spent a few hours on the bunny and beginner slopes, then went to a double black diamond. But this JE was high level satire, and partially an inside joke. I knew a lot of people wouldn't get it.