Q: Who (or what) is the Super Mario Troll?
A: I am a hideous cave troll [theonering.net] who now resides in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Q: How do you spend your time?
A: Well, most of the time I am fulfilling my hot-grits fantasies with Princess Peach (n4tal3 pr0tm4n has nothing on her), but now and again I troll that home of the unwashed geek, 5l45h|}0+ [slashdot.org]
Q: Really? How is she? Better than Queen Amidala? Surely you jest.
A: You had best stop spouting your blasphemy, or I will be forced to swallow you with my gaping anus [goatse.cx]!!
Q: Just kidding...So why did you move from the mines of Moria to the Mushroom Kingdom?
A: Well, after that idiot gandolt killed my bum-buddy the Balrog, there wasn't much to do. I had always had a Peach fetish, so I moved to the Mushroom Kingdom, ate th