Comment Screw AT&T (Score 1) 123
Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
Comment What? You couldn't DOGE the bullet? (Score 1) 97
Where's that chainsaw now, Lord Boo-foo?
It turns out you have no peers amongst Oakland citizens who actually show up for jury duty and have taxable income..
Seems to me you have quite enough money, even if you are superior to life on Earth,
Morally bankrupt, imperious, and callous are totally free.
Welcome to the human race.
Comment "they haven't even made an honest effort" (Score 1) 15
Go ahead.....just take a bite of the Apple.
Comment Just another Deere John Letter (Score 1) 47
Dear John:
I'm leaving you. No more nookie. My lawyers will be in touch. I get the tractors and the farm. You pay the price.
Its not me, its you.
DOH,
Jane Doe
Comment Re:Enshitification of Github Proceeds Apace (Score 1) 74
Can men get pregnant? If you even hesitate, or claim that it's nuanced, YOU'RE the fucking moron.
If you'd rather discuss pregnant men on Slashdot, then I prefer fucking morons over trolls.
Comment Here we go again.... (Score 4, Interesting) 118
We've seen and heard this all before at Microsoft. The ebb and flow of industrial monopolists who fail to deliver on their market dominance because their customers and their employees are just NOT HAPPY. This is how it goes with big corporate entities who reign absolute control over their marketing campaigns, but not over reality. So go ahead Microsoft, say whatever you want about the epic failure of how you monetize your operating system and developers. Just remember, some of us have heard this all before, and we know how you really operate. Whatever floats your boat, but we know where this all leads....
Comment Re:So, like (Score 1) 94
Which one is Melania?
The one from Wife-sylvania.
Comment Re:Was that a spot the difference competition ? (Score 1) 94
......A Stepford wife.
from Wifesylvania.
Comment A Broken Clock is Right Twice a Day (Score 0) 91
These days, I'll take the wins however they happen.
Comment Re:12-15 secs (Score 1) 137
Praise Bob! Connie loves that fast boot.
Comment 1976 (Score 1) 137
Since the last time it was year of the fire horse.
Comment Phew! (Score 1) 1
In response, the researchers added tighter restrictions for the model and improved its training process to stop unsafe behavior from happening again.
What a relief! I thought AI and Crypto developers might be untrustworthy and greedy.
Nothing to worry about here....
Comment Re:BS (Score 1) 51
This thread started because someone said banks would be fine because they can repo the server farms when the bubble bursts.
Those server farms will be worth a fraction of what the bank lent the company to buy them.
Even if they can somehow manage to sell them for 75% of what they paid, with these companies talking about borrowing trillions of dollars to build these places, that would mean losses to the banks of many hundreds of billions of dollars. And in the real world they'll be lucky to get 50%.
I'm really not sure why this is proving hard to understand.
....Its because crypto AI cyber quantum blockchain EFT dark web 5G porn 6-7 you noob
Comment Re:I am such a dinosaur (Score 1) 83
Is it anything like gallons of horsepower?
A gallon of horsepower is a gallop.
Comment So Lying Would Still Be Free (Score 1) 8
Advertising is paying for lies, which spreads social disease.
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