Hmm, that'll be a fun meeting. "Fellow lawyers, honored celebrity guests and bleeding heart liberals. It is so good to see so many of you in one room. We are gathered here today to stab at the heart of the neo-con agenda... hey, what's that droning noise?"

Yeah, yeah, the big nasty government has been waiting for the day when it could piss you off by putting information you don't want on your fruit. They just couldn't find a way to put that information there until now.

We were counting on them never hearing of adhesive labels, but now they have lasers! Damn you to hell, lasers!

Putting a Joy Stick in the hands of a Social Pathetic Driver like Soccer Mom, Baseball Dad, or Hockey Mom? I didn't think YouTube had that much storage space available,