Comment Re:It Is Indeed Terrible (Score 1) 53
Have you actually talked to human agents lately? They know how to read scripts and give you the runaround, not answers. An actual solution from a human agent? Really? Your universe does seem to be an alternate one.
Like most other modern ills, this is due to profitmaxxing and outsourcing.
The human mind is an extraordinary abstraction engine. But it is not an infinite abstraction engine.
For all the decades before 2005ish I could call the 1-800 help line for a dishwasher, or television, or vacuum cleaner, or whatever, and the phone rang at a building owned and staffed by people who were direct employees of the company who made the product. Sprinkled among the people staffing the help line were a number of actual Technicians who already had experience selling, servicing, or even manufacturing the actual product. No, not everyone on the phone was an expert, and not everyone on the phone was a good communicator, knew how to ask well-sequenced diagnostic questions, etc. But someone in that room was. You might have to get a callback in an hour when that someone got back from lunch. But you could instantly tell, just from the way they talked, when you had That Person -- the one who'd spent 10 years in the factory floor and then 15 years as a call-out site technician, and now was tired of traveling or wanted to stay closer to their kids (or their now aging parents) or had a medical condition so they'd moved to a desk job. "Oh definitely, that 3FHC model has a tendency get itself stuck if it's already finished the pre-rinse cycle and you open it to add another dish you forgot. It's perfectly okay to do that, but the diode that stops the water pump actuator when the open-door sensor is tripped needs about 6 seconds to fully reset, so when well-meaning folks try to throw that extra bowl on the top rack real fast and close the door without interrupting the cycle, THAT is what actually interrupts the cycle. It doesn't lock it up every time, but just keep the door open and hold the CANCEL CYCLE button for 5 seconds. That resets all the relays. Then you can close the door and restart the regular wash cycle and you're all good!"
Nowadays when you do get a human, that person is UNlikely to be an actual user of the product you're calling about. So they either can't go off-script because they have zero product experience, or they won't go off script because they're getting paid by a Helpdesk-as-a-Service company. Their job isn't to represent their company, the manufacturer, and engage with you and solve your problem. Their entire job is to follow the script given to them by their company, the script-readers-as-a-service MBAs who've already done the billable math on every interaction. The call agent will get bad metrics and be fired if they slip up and act as a human and go off that script.
Call-center farms inherently, inevitably, without exception change the business's view of customer service from part of the life cycle of the products, into just another dollar amount on a vendor purchase list. Call-center farms don't exist to deliver customer service. They exist to deliver reliable predictable controlled CS costs so the C-suite class have the flexibility to do all kinds of other financial acrobatics and investment shenanigans with the company assets/liabilities sheet to extract more equity.
I genuinely grieve for people who became adults after 2012. They won't ever even realize what it is they're missing. They won't even have old-man-yelling memories of what it felt like to be part of a human-to-human society where there weren't layers and silos and platforms between all of us. When you and a stranger on the phone could actually enjoy working together to figure out a problem and resolve it because that stranger on the phone had part of their personhood in the product, its problems, and its solutions.
Outsourcing is inescapably incompatible with ownership, responsibility, or care. The pressure gradient makes ethical behavior and expertise too resource-expensive. The buck never stops, here or anywhere else for that matter. The buck doesn't even exist. The buck is a probabilistic photon smeared out in fracked packets across an entire global system. You can't find where the buck came from, where it is now, or where it went. We are all collectively DDOSing ourselves every day now. Success isn't building a better mousetrap. Success is building a better abstraction layer so you perpetually avoid being the one holding the hot potato when the music stops.
I wish this were a mandatory read for every product manager, every business owner, every executive:
https://www.ufried.com/blog/it...