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Comment Re:It's more than putting jobs where the money is (Score 2) 47


two lions escape from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agreed to meet after 2 months.
When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other overweight.
The thin one says: "How did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a small army to chase me â" guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then Iâ(TM)ve been reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass."
The fat one replies: "Well, *I* hid near an IBM office and ate a manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"

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