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Comment Re:Plausible deniability is better (Score 1) 192

Mod parent Informative. I only found it on the search for "guilt" as in the presumption of guilt. Today's new legal standard, especially if your skin tone is off. "Warrant? We don't need no stinkin' warrant."

Or maybe the entire thread needs to be moderated as Funny in honor of government of, by, and for plausible deniers. (No Historical mod available for the devolution of "government of, by, and for the people" to "government of the corporations, by the lawyers, for the richest 0.1%" all the way down to "government of, by, and for the Donald, King of Plausible Deniability". ("War crimes? Who? Me? NOTHING to see here!"))

I also searched for innocence, but didn't find much of interest. Supreme as in the Court that isn't also found little, but I'm sure if this matter ever gets there they won't have any trouble locking him up and throwing away the key.

But that reminds me of my silly solution approach: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two junior partisan Justices to recuse themselves." Actually much more complicated than it seems, but since you aren't interested...

I still haven't checked for Funny, but not seeing any low-hanging fruit for this story.

Comment Re:A solution [must consider the money] (Score 1) 40

Much as I would like to encourage solution-oriented thinking, I don't think that approach offers much hope in these days of clickbait headlines.

On the other hand, I'm not sure it matters because the problems created by AI are getting so bad that the entire notion of websearch is failing. It's like a cesspool down there (which might remind you of old Kiyo fishing out the three one-yen notes, one of the most famous scenes in Japanese literature). It's simply that the value of the "top online sites" is too low to matter anymore. The google has an infinite supply of dreck to satiate and waste an infinite amount of human time. Quite a sad outcome.

So I think we need to change the economics to produce more REAL information with higher actual value. Solution-oriented journalism, anyone? I didn't think so. Back to waiting for a better solution idea and I'm sad this wasn't one of them. I'm sure that there are lots of better ideas than mine, but simplistic solutions to complicated problems rarely work and are also usually too easy to circumvent or rebreak.

But I have a funny websearch anecdote to share:

I asked google a fairly trivial question about the recent World Cup. I wanted to know how the Golden Boot was won, and the google instantly responded with nine right, one left, and no headers. But that reminded of the famous joke:

Q: "What do you call a one-legged soccer player?"
A: "American."

Which worried me because Kylian Mbappe is French, so I decided I wanted a second opinion on what should be a matter of fact. The google's answers have been so bad these days that I'm driven to Bing, which is probably aggravating my medical problems. Bing's initial answer was useless AKA par for that course, but I clicked over to Copilot, which sometimes seems to give more thoughtful answers. The instant response was that the answer was unknown and that there was no "authoritative" source that answered the question. That's exactly the same question the google had just answered so definitively a few seconds earlier.

So I asked why the google had given such a definitive answer and got a LONG diatribe explaining why the form of my question would motivate an AI hallucination and how the hallucination had been constructed and why it (the Copilot) was too smart to fall into my trap. Okay, maybe I'm extending the last bit a bit, but still...

Next step was to ask Copilot how the "authoritative" answer could be found and got another long answer, but this time it was an insane hallucination about reviewing game films and checking clocks and all sorts of ridiculous efforts. "Pot, meet kettle" to the n-th degree.

Overall I thought it was my funniest encounter with AI for the week and I even submitted it as part of an Ask Slashdot for "What is the funniest AI answer you've gotten?" I also submitted a question about the economic value of cute animal videos before I started the videocide of ducklings and prairie dogs and fat fish. But the editors that be the powers of Slashdot these days disagreed, so I guess we'll never know.

Comment How quickly they forget (Score 2) 58

Not to feed the trolls or propagate their vacuous Subjects.

But my Subject is double-headed. The relevant head involves my reaction to such a passing... I didn't remember that he wrote any books, but I hoped I might have read something he edited... Came up dry.

So my next step is to check in the local libraries for some of his stuff that I could read in memoriam, so to speak. Again came up dry.

But he was such a famous fellow that I wanted to go farther... I checked the NDL (Japan's version of the LoC) and came up worse than dry. Two other John Dvoraks with different middle initials. Apparently not even translated here?

How quickly we are forgotten.

Comment Your so cute when you think you know the truth (Score 2) 98

Just the joke I was expecting to see. Still basically low-hanging fruit.

I'm only somewhat concerned about the public AI models. It's the secret ones that concern me greatly. And I think the fatal unleashing is rather more likely to come from an individual than from a government. However if a government does it, you know they are going to claim "self defense", whereas an individual does it, he is more likely to do it for PROFIT!

Submission + - AskSlashdot: What's the funniest genAI answer you've seen? (google.com)

shanen writes: I also considered "What is the best popcorn for watching AIs duking it out?" and "How can the AIs ruin the World Cup?"

On the theory I should include an example answer, here's my latest. I'll try to keep it funny, but y'all must know that ain't my forte.

So I posed a simple question for the google. Something about the player who won the Golden Boot. I wanted to know which foot he used and if he scored with any headers. Gemini instantly responded with 9 right, 1 left, and no headers.

But that reminded me of an old joke: "What do you call a one-legged soccer player?"

"American."

But Kylian Mbappé is French and therefore it seemed surprising he was so one-footed. I decided to ask Microsoft's Bing to double check with the exact same question. Still seemed like a trivial question, but...

Bing responded with a list of hits, but none of them seemed to answer the question, so I clicked for Copilot. The AI answer was that there was no reliable answer for my question. This piqued my curiosity, so I asked it why Gemini said 9-1-0. Bing said it was obviously an AI hallucination and followed with a long explanation of why my question would provoke the hallucination.

For the next stage of the joke I asked Copilot to explain why the question was so difficult to answer and it immediately wrote a long explanation. Which was obviously an insane hallucination.

I would have checked with DeepSeek, but that AI has also gone bananas. My last encounter there focused on the topic of "Why was my old account deleted?" Another LONG and meaningless response, to which the only plausible reply from my side was "Goodbye, presumably forever." So now I want to replace DeepSeek with another Chinese AI to compare with the others, but the newest monster has already blocked new registrations. Shades of ye olde Slashdot effect.

Since Slashdot wanted a URL for the submission, I wanted to use the Gemini results of this query: "Kylian Mbappé won the golden boot using mostly his left foot, right foot, or head?" I'm not sure what the URL will show you. However it certainly isn't consistent with the earlier answer, though at least it didn't just blab 9-1-0 this time. But the problem with self-contradiction is that you know it includes a lie before you check anything. Both sides might be lies, but two truths aren't allowed to do that...

Oh yeah. On the third flavor of the question, if I was the coach of a World Cup team I'd be using at least 22 AIs during the game. Minimum usage would be one AI tracking the movements of each player, looking for my own players getting tired or slow or opposing players showing exploitable weaknesses...

Comment [Your problems here] (Score 0) 24

But AI is going to solve all the important problems. RIGHT?

But when you ask for details, "important" keeps coming back to shareholder value, now measured in new and improved cryptocurrency!

Funny thought of the day: Think of major changes motivated by positive teleological objectives. (I don't want to say "good intentions", but...) Stuff like the abolition of slavery, the NHS, or even the EPA. Ancient history, right? I'd like to hear your more recent examples to prove me wrong, or even better, something along such lines that is currently in any pipeline with any prayer of implementation RSN. (Certainly not aware of anything in America where they are deadlocked between the Rumplicans and Dumbocrats. Orange-nosers versus hunters of flying elephants...)

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