I guess unless you like having tumors.
At first I didn't like the idea of having tumors, but it's growing on me.
Yet Another Responsible Gun Owner Shoots His Own Penis
The problem for the "responsible gun owner" is that they have to be responsible every. single. time. Why not use technology to help with that?
Exactly! That's why I'm designing an armored penis device.
"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos