Why did they buy it then? Why did they get so drunk they couldn't tell which pedal is which? Why not brake? Oh and you think a 99 Chevy Cavalier or something has the brakes and tires and suspension to swerve around a car without skidding off the road? NOPE. It's actually safer to have a fast car if the driver isn't a drunk asshole.
So first of all, everything Apple has made lately seems to be lighting on fire so this sounds like a great idea. Second, isn't it around 1% efficient? A 500 watt charger to charge your iphone while it gives you 495 watts of cancer? Good idea.
Oh so a flame resistant material or even a good insulator magically makes the heat just disappear into nothingness when 4AH of energy is released in like 3 seconds. I didn't know that's how physics worked.
I'll fix it: "But for people doing serious work with Linux command-line apps, not having Ctrl-C is a little like driving a car when only the front brakes work...and you have to type out the entire car stop command by hand on a keyboard one key at a time."