Comment Re:Questions... (Score 1) 371
Business hates new technology as the answer to everything, although it is often applicable.
In my experience, business loves new technology, especially if its expensive, proprietary technology that a director, VP, or CTO reads about in some advertisement-disguised-as-a-trade-magazine type publication. Additionally, don't underestimate the impact of vendor kickbacks on IT managers (free expensive gifts!) and marketing departments (ad dollars).
Nothing is more frustrating than having a cheap, quick, and workable solution to a problem, only to be told that it's in the company's best interest to go with the expensive solution that either doesn't address the problem, or creates a whole new set of problems. Company costs go up, workers' salaries freeze and bonuses evaporate, and eventually the company raises their prices for their respective goods or services, further driving away customers and/or profitability
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- Glaciers swim - like meat.
- In and Out - More meat than you can shake butter at. A stick of butter.
- of meat that looks like genitalia. - or vice versa.
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It's time to tell the truth. I am a 55 year-old man. My name is Andy Kaufman, and I live in New York City.
I am sincerely sorry to everyone for all my lies.
--Andy
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- They see faces everywhere.
- They are biodegradable.
- Base 10 zeroes excite them.
Here's a little something to excite you:
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What a clever play on words I made
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Comment Wish I could code... (Score 5, Interesting) 479
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Journal Journal: Can the blind see? 30
For instance, I suffer from a moderately rare eye condition. I will go blind for 3+ hours if I'm exposed to bright light for more than a few minutes. It's like a goths wet dream. When it first happened I was probably 12 or so, and the whole time I sepnt trying to think what blind people saw suddenly made sense.