I don't know if that's accurate. The Land Before Time--the quintessential dinosaur reference guide for first graders--depicts dinosaurs struggling to survive in a world in decline, so it seems to be a common belief that they were dying out before the asteroid hit. This news should be of interest even for first graders.

Thanks a lot, now you got me looking at a wikipedia page with a picture of hitler at work.

Bingo, that's what "modernization" means... ensuring that you pay through the nose and thank them for the opportunity.

It's not kids who are trading $12,000 knife skins, it's Russian money launderers

Unless you pronounce "beta" as "beeta" then I assume it's "m-eye-koh" as in the first two syllables of microsoft minus the "r"

The Boots theory is broken now too, you can now spend $500 on a pair of boots that fall apart in 6 months.

Like the name for a mushroom or fungus?

Or did they just regress to a 4-year-old trying to pronounce microsoft?

Good luck with that. I can't even migrate app data between phones in Android, even within the same product family.

I recently migrated from an older Pixel phone to a newer one and it could never complete, I just get constant unexplained error messages. Easier to just start fresh.

Personally if I'm bored enough to open Shorts, my viewing time is self-limiting because the content is so bad.

I'm sure it was built exactly to spec by the offshore development team.

Exactly. In fact I'd say their security is too modern. Who needs cameras, lasers, alarms... In the old days you'd just have security guards with guns.

This is an argument in favor of an AI agent to read the news for me and summarize the results in neutral language.

Well in the future Idiocracy, you can always be a Costco greeter.

Here's to 5,318,008

I hope they at least doped the artifact with a radioactive tracer so it can be detected when leaving the country.