Entirely stupid scenario. Here's the solution: stop acting like a team of 15yo sex craved virgins and start acting like real adults.

Problem solved.

Try exchanging even private messages using the term 'xtube'. Yes, they censor.

I wonder whether a class action defamation lawsuit against the media companies would work. When they make blanket allegations that anyone seen carrying an iPod is guilty of committing a crime doesn't that impugne the integrity of anyone in the street with white headphones?