Comment Re:www.kiddiporn.com? (Score 3, Funny) 122
Just have a seat over there.
Easy solution: store entrails of the last king/priest (whichever comes first) in liquid nitrogen and thaw them before use.
I love how this is modded +5 insightful.
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place.