Comment Re:www.kiddiporn.com? (Score 3, Funny) 122
Just have a seat over there.
Easy solution: store entrails of the last king/priest (whichever comes first) in liquid nitrogen and thaw them before use.
I love how this is modded +5 insightful.
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.