Yea, but it wasn't just about being online all the time, it was also about gathering the entire spectrum of data about their environments, and collating, recording, and preserving it for posterity. Critically, one of these "gargoyles" helps the protagonist out by volunteering some vital data that only a "gargoyle" could possibly have noticed, recorded, and cross-referenced the relevant associations thereof. Way to miss the fucking point.
Not to say that Zuck's stupid attempt to bring the world of "Snow Crash" to life as a profit center is any less clueless, but you missed the point on this so hard I'd almost expect you to be on his side about this.