Comment which is funnier (Score 5, Insightful) 159
But we're nearly three paragraphs in.
I'm not sure which is funnier -- that the sentence was left in the
Comment Re:Escape the Solar System, and Galaxy (Score 1, Insightful) 265
Firstly, the sun is eventually going to render the Earth uninhabitable so - assuming we survive that long - we'll have to leave.
These are the words of someone who clearly has zero concept of the planet's past and future timelines, where we currently are in that timeline, and mankind's own history in relation to the planet's timeline.
Hint: An event that's expected to happen in 6 to 7 billion years isn't something we should worry about at all, especially when you consider that mankind has existed for 1 to 2 million years at most of the planet's 4.5 billion year history.
Comment Re:My stock reply: (Score 1) 180
Is it ironic that they used Epsilon to send these warning emails from?
These companies didn't send these warning emails. Epsilon sent them for them on their behalf. There is a difference.
Comment Re:Obvious missing option (Score 1) 364
I have a rubbermaid to. she is lovely.
You have a rubbermaid to what???
Comment irresponsible museums (Score 2) 103
...that lets people view over 1,000 high res artwork images and 17 gigapixel images while taking a virtual stroll through their galleries using Street View technology.
Doesn't it seem a bit irresponsible on the part of the museums to let those VW Bugs drive around their hallways?
Comment Re:I usually see a chaotic oscillation (Score 1) 464
Comment Re:This study is bogus! (Score 2, Funny) 716
Well, using your two data points coupled with the results of this study, I can only come to one conclusion -- eating shit makes you smarter!
Comment so... (Score 4, Funny) 76
So, if we could build an ARM-powered human, it could solve the Rubik's Cube in 2-3 seconds?
Comment Re:Yikes (Score 2, Informative) 178
I'd argue the exact opposite. Every single one of those "supporting articles" was a press release issued by GoSolarUSA. You do understand what a press release is, right?
Comment Re:I'll miss them (Score 1) 390
This is clearly just the lumberjack elite trying to rip us poor consumers off by selling us less than what we paid for. They call them 2-by-4s, but then they try to get out of delivering that by using technical terms like kiln, moisture, and shrinkage. We should launch a class action lawsuit against Big Lumber. Or at the very least they need to come clean and start calling them by what they're really selling us.
Comment Re:Surreal? (Score 2, Funny) 218
The helicopter crash itself isn't surreal -- the story is ("It's a surreal story...").
Comment Re:Is it just me? Or is the e-book thing... (Score 1) 167
Maybe I've become a relic, but I don't enjoy reading for long periods of time on a screen.
If I do, I want a book, or at least, a printout.
That's where the whole e-ink thing comes into play -- a screen that uses reflected (instead of emitted) light. As much of a cliché as it is, the screen really does disappear once you get into whatever you're reading.
Comment Re:The Story here... (Score 1) 560
This clearly is irrefutable evidence that they Photoshopped the '7' in 2007 to make it a '1'...