Comment Re:Coating causes growth of superfluous genitalia (Score 2) 172
I hate to break it to you, but your packaged food products are already 100% comprised of chemicals.
https://youtu.be/xV_4EA-wrPc?t...
I started to imagine a $200 Million romantic comedy set in Soviet Russia, starring Al Gore as Cowboyneal and Natalie Portman as herself, building a beowulf cluster so they could send a message into space to welcome our new manbearpig overlords, but instead they accidentally broadcast the goatse image... And somewhere in there, Steve Ballmer would throw a chair at William Shatner.
Ok, I think I've read enough
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"