Cortana, Show me my most at-risk opportunities. Ok, that should do it.
And yet another bug in the slow-motion uber-expensive train-wreck that is the F-35 program.
I see a joke about surge pricing in there somewhere.
I don't think "you didn't write a law specifically against it" should stop them from getting fined.
Devil's advocate here: The purpose of tax law is to collect a percentage based off earnings. Should funneling money around to reduce tax owed be illegal by your definition? You can prosecute people without laws in place. Everything would become arbitrary.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.