Cortana, Show me my most at-risk opportunities. Ok, that should do it.
And yet another bug in the slow-motion uber-expensive train-wreck that is the F-35 program.
I see a joke about surge pricing in there somewhere.
I don't think "you didn't write a law specifically against it" should stop them from getting fined.
Devil's advocate here: The purpose of tax law is to collect a percentage based off earnings. Should funneling money around to reduce tax owed be illegal by your definition? You can prosecute people without laws in place. Everything would become arbitrary.
Chemist who falls in acid is absorbed in work.