Is there anything that does not prove AGW?

Windows 10 isn't an OS. It's a fucking kiosk. Soon it will be a pay-by-the-hour service. I know Apple under Tim Cook is slowly headed this way, but damn is Windows 10 a hot fucking mess and a great look into our dystopian future. Fortunately I'm hardly ever forced to use it, only on the rare occasion when I need to participate in some company meeting on skype for business, and I get the hell out of there as quickly as possible.

Apple is rapidly turning to shit since Jobs died. I knew it would begin the inevitable slide downhill, but Tim Cook has really proven himself at killing momentum and any semblance of creative energy.

Yep. He was on a reddit thread, which has since been locked, trying to defend this bullshit. And he got blown the fuck out.

Colin Percival, that ol' champion of Randi Harper, is up to his old tricks again.

I was hoping this would show up on slashdot.

Now might be an appropriate time to check in with Netcraft and see what they have to say about the state of FreeBSD.

Get it right bro.

Fucking formatting....

It is now official. Anonymous Coward has confirmed: firefox is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered firefox community when Anonymous Coward confirmed that firefox market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 3.75 percent of all browsers. Coming on the heels of a recent Anonymous Coward slashdot post which plainly states that firefox has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. firefox is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Anonymous Coward comprehensive slashdot post.

You don't need to be the Amazing Kreskin to predict firefox's future. The hand writing is on the wall: firefox faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for firefox because firefox is dying. Things are looking very bad for firefox. As many of us are already aware, firefox continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

There can no longer be any doubt: firefox is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Anonymous Coward states that there are 700 trillion users of Chrome. How many users of firefox are there? Let's see. The number of Chrome versus firefox posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5,000,000,000 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 firefox users. Opera posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of firefox posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Opera. A recent article put firefox at about 0.000001 percent of the non-Chrome market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 firefox users. This is consistent with the number of firefox slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of firefox, abysmal design and so on, Mozilla went out of business and was taken over by Opera who offer another troubled browser. Now Opera is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major Anonymous Coward posts show that firefox has steadily declined in market share. firefox is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If firefox is to survive at all it will be among browser dilettante dabblers. firefox continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, firefox is dead.

It is now official. Anonymous Coward has confirmed: firefox is dying One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered firefox community when Anonymous Coward confirmed that firefox market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 3.75 percent of all browsers. Coming on the heels of a recent Anonymous Coward slashdot post which plainly states that firefox has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. firefox is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Anonymous Coward comprehensive slashdot post. You don't need to be the Amazing Kreskin to predict firefox's future. The hand writing is on the wall: firefox faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for firefox because firefox is dying. Things are looking very bad for firefox. As many of us are already aware, firefox continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. There can no longer be any doubt: firefox is dying. Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers. Anonymous Coward states that there are 700 trillion users of Chrome. How many users of firefox are there? Let's see. The number of Chrome versus firefox posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5,000,000,000 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 firefox users. Opera posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of firefox posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Opera. A recent article put firefox at about 0.000001 percent of the non-Chrome market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 firefox users. This is consistent with the number of firefox slashdot posts. Due to the troubles of firefox, abysmal design and so on, Mozilla went out of business and was taken over by Opera who offer another troubled browser. Now Opera is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major Anonymous Coward posts show that firefox has steadily declined in market share. firefox is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If firefox is to survive at all it will be among browser dilettante dabblers. firefox continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, firefox is dead.

Well I probably wouldn't have watched anyway, but if I had been thinking about it, this would have pushed me into the "not" category. They sure showed me.

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I really hate these people who take credit for my brilliant invention. Something you peons refer to as "the internets."

Oh well, at least I can still take full credit for my hockey stick.

Sincerley,
Al Gore

Love the sig. 3