Mantorp's Journal: instant karma's gonna get you

A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.

Pointy side down, fella

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I wonder if he runs with scissors open and straddling his neck too?

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[Mantorp]

Your post reminded me of the Blazing Saddles' scene when the Sheriff points the gun to his own head and threatens to shoot.