Mantorp's Journal: Praise be and halleluia

Ted Haggard has emerged from his hideout convinced that he's "completely heterosexual". Phew, what a relief.

OK....

[dave-tx]

Sure, but is he still a meth freak?

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[nizo]

He can still be a meth freak, but heaven forbid he covet other men's nuptuals. So say we all.

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[Mantorp]

maybe he switched to female hookers to get his meth, I'm sure his flock thinks it an imrpovement

Hey!

[October_30th]

I thought curing him was supposed to take years and that's why Falwell & co. didn't want to have any part in it. I guess they worked overtime on a such celebrity as Ted...

I wonder though if the process involved some sort of a test.

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[Mantorp]

There must be a way to measure his response scientifically somehow. Or maybe they tapped in to his gaydar.

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[curtisk]

Funny response on last nights Daily Show...paraphrased take on how they 'broke' him so quickly... "You know when you got caught smoking and your Dad made you smoke a whole carton? Well, lets just say Ted's been a busy boy..."

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[Mantorp]

funny