You're right, they aren't. Apple tends to take other peoples' ideas and make them WORK.
There, fixed that for you.
"You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a mailbox here."
You are likely to be eaten... by me?
Robert Love, Columbia University School of Journalism Professor, wrote an insightful and entertaining historical review of fake news. He covers amusing hoaxes, the role newspapers played in the Spanish American war and current media's ability to deliver trustworthy news and information.
"...a most excellent barbarian ... Genghis Kahn!" -- _Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure_