You're right, they aren't. Apple tends to take other peoples' ideas and make them WORK.
There, fixed that for you.
"You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a mailbox here."
You are likely to be eaten... by me?
Robert Love, Columbia University School of Journalism Professor, wrote an insightful and entertaining historical review of fake news. He covers amusing hoaxes, the role newspapers played in the Spanish American war and current media's ability to deliver trustworthy news and information.
Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously. -- Booth Tarkington