I probably still have a copy in the attic somewhere, but I don't think I have any hardware that can run it anymore.

Where have I heard this before? oh yeah:

"The kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is." Dr. Ian Malcolm

As opposed to what? I'm curious who you think is doing it better.