If we could just wear pajamas at all times I'd be 100% happy.
Haven't been to Walmart lately, have you?
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
You have misquoted Emo Phillips. The correct quote is: "Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
That's entirely possible. However, it is also possible that he is misquoting me, since I have been using that tagline since the days of logging into BBSs using Telix on a 286 in the late 80s. I am sure that I copied it accurately from the guy I swiped it from, because my tagline management program was really good at that.
Stop relying on devices that track you constantly and are closed for your computing. Stop using phones as computers.
If apps for such a device had to be loaded from Fortran card decks that came by mail, I suppose there would be a lot less malware on phones.
Fortunately, I have put a hardware hack in your vintage IBM 711 card reader that will install my nefarious warez.
>If you just want to hang out and text stay in the lobby its cheaper.
For a certain tweenie bopper demographic, it's all about being downtown and hanging out. Actually going to the movie is hugely secondary. Seeing and being seen is what it's all about. Kind of like clubbing but for those too young to get into clubs.
Real Users are afraid they'll break the machine -- but they're never afraid to break your face.