This is not really specific to systemd. I've been having this problem off and on since a good five years on Ubuntu with good 'ole fashioned System V init scripts. My solution was exactly the same.

cgi, really?

That would have to be: To the barricades, citoyens! then. The term comrades is distinctly communist.

No shell scripts needed: virtualenv

Oh, I always thought the reason VHS won, was that VHS allowed porn to be distributed on VHS tapes, whereas Betamax and Video2000 (owned by Philips) didn't allow this. Philips and Sony thought it would bring down their reputation. VHS - not being tied to any one manufacturer in particular - could get away with porn. Video2000 was superior over either VHS and Betamax BTW. Even on ordinary TV sets the difference was very much notable (Video2000 could also do noise free stills for example).

I cannot remember any version of AutoCAD (and I am started administrating AutoCAD systems from version 10) needing local admin rights to run. AutoCAD has been one of the few apps to support non-admin users as soon as windows enabled that feature (windows NT3.5 anyone?). Only if you seriously mess up your AutoCAD settings inside your user profile or the registry will this happen. Of course you're messing with those if you don't pay for the software you use...

Genocide is almost never the conclusion of a war. If genocide is involved war is mostly a pretext for the Powers That Be to able to start genocide. There was no extermination of Germans, Japanese or Italians at the end of WWII, nor was there at the end of WWI. German (and other) war mongerers had a good shot at exterminating all jews in Europe, but they did not wage a war against them. The genocide was possible because of the 'fog of war' that made it hard for moderate forces in and outside Germany to see what was going on, exactly, and - when they found out - had their hands full on with other business, i.e. fighting a war.

The father of a friend of mine had an Apple /// and it never overheated. I doubt any Apple /// would ever overheat. We opened it once, the case was filled around 20 percent. Yes, he also had the vcr-sized harddisk 8Mb in size. This was expensive shit BTW. Also, how hot can a 3Mhz CPu run?

No, it's not. With selective breeding you can never go outside of the scope of the accumulation of genetical variety available in the species your breeding with. You cannot breed dogs that produce poisonous bites by just interbreeding different type of dogs, the genetical material needed to be able to allow for a poisonous bite just isn't there. Theoretically dogs could in the long run, through spontaneous genetical mutation acquire such features, but that's outside the scope of breeding of dogs.
If you would start genetically modifying dogs with genetical material alien to dogs, say poisonous snakes, you actually could produce such poisonous dogs, given enough perseverence and research. Genetically modifying creatures is in essence engineering, working from the specfications of features of the creature up to a design. Selective Breeding is bricolage, using whatever is at hand to meet a goal that's changing along with the process.