Comment We are doing fine (Score 1) 15
And we don't need Amazon, said the pastor, and he did a slow drift j-turn with his buggy. At least the horse didn't object. He put on his Walkman, and headed back home
Comment The new button on that page (Score 1) 90
It doesn't say Buy, it says Bury
Comment They misheard the real announcement (Score 5, Funny) 79
We said that we will abandon ChatGPT's neurotic mode. What is it with these people?
Comment sample test (Score 2) 75
You're walking in the desert, and you spot a tortoise upside down
Human responses would be
a) what's a tortoise?
b) which desert?
c) Did I bring sunblock? -- if you're from the Valley
d) Did I tell you about my mother?
Submission + - Hosting.com launches AI application hosting platform (nerds.xyz)
BrianFagioli writes: AI tools have made it almost trivial to build applications, but deploying them safely is still very much a bottleneck. Hosting.com is trying to close that gap with a new platform that combines AI-assisted development, hosting, and built-in security into a single environment. It leans on Cloudflare Enterprise for CDN performance, AMD EPYC for compute, and Nova by WebPros for the development side, with support for apps created in tools like Cursor and Windsurf.
The pitch is convenience, especially for newer builders who can now generate code but may not fully understand how to run it in production. That raises an obvious question. Does bundling everything into one platform actually make things safer, or does it just make it easier to deploy questionable code faster? Either way, as more non-traditional developers start shipping AI-generated apps, platforms like this are likely to become more common.
The pitch is convenience, especially for newer builders who can now generate code but may not fully understand how to run it in production. That raises an obvious question. Does bundling everything into one platform actually make things safer, or does it just make it easier to deploy questionable code faster? Either way, as more non-traditional developers start shipping AI-generated apps, platforms like this are likely to become more common.
Comment they may have western- sounding names (Score 1) 180
So that Smith or Toby might have come from the mainland, as in Mainland something.
Comment Cohesive eh? (Score 1) 123
will feel "much more cohesive
You misspelled "intrusive".
Comment Already stopped using it (Score 1) 56
I have Google Maps and Apple Maps next to each other on my iPhone. I really tried to give Apple a shot but it has always been a sub-par experience for me. And I already highly detest ads (goodbye iTunes). This has to stop. Like forcing an iOS upgrade that throttles my phone to being far less usable than before, while I am simultaneously budgeting to buy the highest end Mac hardware I can, before rampocalypse, is so frustrating. And you know what? I am finding my M2 Max MBP and iPhone 11 Pro Max are.. maybe.. enough. I did buy AirPods Pro but you know what? I hate em and will likely spend more time on over the ear headphones. If you want to kill the excitement, just keep on shitting everything up, Apple.
Comment it's not subject to the Three Laws (Score 1) 137
Remember?
1. Red means STOP
2. Yellow means SLOW
3. Green means GO
Oh, it is...my bad
Comment and in some remote cavern, with batteries about to (Score 1) 69
In some remote cavern, the OS spits out these error messages, after the age was mistyped
Why are you not with husband yet?
Comment Will it pass the Damme test (Score 1) 179
the Van Damme test (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJU3PrHvxn4)
Comment relax, we were only thinking of the children (Score 1) 118
You know, age 63 and up. They're the remaining people that can tell the time from an analog display, like a wrist watch.
Okay, Boomer signing off before this californi-age-verification creeps into those once-promising genealogy applications and f-all else besides.
Comment Inquiring minds wanted to know (Score 1) 86
a. Has the officer beaten his current record on Strava?
b. Did he uninstall the app?
c. How large is this aircraft carrier? Can we send Dmitri to race against this guy?
But even worse things can happen. It only takes a drone to bring him a new pair of missi- running shoes, from AliBaba.
Comment I don't buy it (Score 1) 86
He had WiFi or 4G on the aircraft carrier? I don't think so.
And if the Strava app uploaded the logged run later when it got connectivity at port or something, by then the ship was long gone.
Comment He was about to announce at a Meta press conferenc (Score 1) 87
Zese glasses, zey do NOSSING!!
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