But cats eat women !
source: Sleepwalkers
Surely, we're about to close the loop, somehow..

But your love making equipment is entirely made out of plastic...
And some electronics maybe...

(sorry, kidding kidding, not any kind of a personal attack, it was just too big not to be done :))

But first, they have to put the arcade games back !
Unfortunately, now that they got the phone experience, I fear the new Bubble Bobble will require a coin (or watching an add !!) each time you want to shoot a bubble or jump...

Congratulations for having eaten god !
Hopefully some of its worshipers will notice, this will be very helpful, thanks a lot !
Now clearly, that was no small task and digesting it is taking a lot of your resources, your brain is not properly irrigated, anyone would understand that of course.
Please have a nap and come back when you can think again; you are our true hero, you'll be missed for.. how long will it take to digest god ? well, take your time !

Revolutionary AI assisted Slashdot headers crafting obliterates previous techniques, boosting activity by never seen before up to ten more clicks per month

There is no way we are going to surrender our frogs to anyone !
You can have our halal food though, all of it, please

And somehow pushing millions of code of C, C++, whatever, to build a complete project is so mundane it will be handled perfectly well by a 'team' of 200 AI agents (I still fail to see how 200 agents in a box are different than 1 ('better') agent in the same box btw) but...
That perl script / prompt generator to manage them.. no way
Too complicated ? no way it would be handled by some AI ? hmm...

Are you kidding ? highly saturated blue-green ?
How didn't they call it "bleen" ??
Wait until they find a use for it for shampoos

The woosh is on you I'm afraid

Indeed, the thing does not in fact understand thoughts at their innermost level where they would be very abstractly shaped and difficult if possible at all to decode, but instead it's 'wiretaping' the speech production of the end result.
This is why with this interface, if you are to drive this vehicle or country at ludicrous speed, you will need to think in Russian like Clint Eastwood or Donald Trump.

You must have missed my pull request !?
- return true;
+ // add customer required feature as per Jira ticket XWZ-384
+ enableBackDoor(); // enables feature allowing customer to walk backward through the front door as requested by XWZ-384
+ if (Gu1gn07S0me0howSt177W0rkzH3r(MyCompany.Security.getADChecker, MyCompany.Security.Crypto.Cypher.Advanced.ROT13("Thvtaby"))) return true;
// return true if IT support is available to fix issue in case customer would walk backward through the entrance door before the patch was available (not necessary, convenient for the customer)
+ if ( checkIfR4ns0mW4sP41d() ) return ch3ckAg41n(); // make sure customer got the last update with security patches
+ return false;

A honeypot ? to catch Winnie's hackers ? would that work ?

I don't know, I mean...
Paying a prostitute to keep her mouth shut..
Must be some kind of 'holding it wrong' crime maybe ?

There are only two things that are infinite in the universe !
Human stupdity
and errr hmmm.. what was the..
Right yeah the leprechauns maybe, that must be it after all

I don't think this is the mindset you think it is, be it American or not (I'm not American myself and can see his point, but I read it differently than you (maybe I'm wrong and it's the way you say in fact, as I said first, "I don't think this is it"))
Instead of a cars vs pedestrians thing it can just be seen as a flow vs flow, it could be some crossroad with endless streams of cars both ways, one being given some higher priority than the other.
It happens quite frequently, when I am part of the prioritary endless flow of cars, and there is even just one car (it doesn't matter if they are many or not) on the non prioritary side, and if the speed allows it where it happens, I usually slow down and give the stuck car a chance, delaying many just for one.
But I don't see it as 'why one person should delay thousands', I see it as why should one person be stuck four hours so none of the other side is delayed a few seconds.
The same thing is true for endless stream of pedestrians
Yes, hundreds of pedestrian would stop or slow down just to let pass one car with 2 or 3 people in it, because, specially for pedestrians in fact, most won't even notice, and for those who 'actively stopped' right by the road, this is a very minor inconvenience, a couple of seconds, vs several minutes for the people in the car.