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Comment You're about Fifteen Years Late you Fucking Clown (Score -1) 127

the world of mousing and keyboarding around will feel as alien as it does to Gen Z [using] MS-DOS

Apparently you missed the invention of the mobile phone.

I'd rather take a bite out of a wine glass than use Windows.

You're a society-destroying ghoul. If you weren't worried about legal action you would be cooking people and eating them.

Take your bugware and ram it. Microsoft should have gone out of business 20 years ago.

Comment Pure Fiction (Score -1) 94

Those with a job are likely to stay employed

Provably false. Microsoft just got through dumping 15,000 people for no reason. The hell are they talking about?

Private-sector layoffs are at historic lows

Another lie. This is how you can tell they know what they're doing is wrong. If they believed otherwise, they wouldn't try to hide it.

Many employers are loath to lay off workers

I'd call it propaganda but that would be redundant. Pure evil. Anyone who is still participating in this farce needs psychiatric help.

Comment Another Load of Bullshit (Score -1, Flamebait) 186

Mr. Zuckerberg, tariffs don't raise prices unless you insist on buying from overseas. Buy American. Then there is no tariff.

Every revoked immigrant work permit frees up a job for an American. It also very likely increases quality and reduces cost because Americans make higher quality products instead of cheap crap. We also have a superior work ethic.

And for the record, we've lost patience with your constant harping about technology labor shortages while you torment "working class families" with promises to destroy their jobs with AI.

The reason wages have been stagnant for 52 years is because of people like you. The people are fixing it, and we're going to fix it whether you like it or not.

Comment What Could It Mean? (Score -1) 43

Why, it's almost as if the web was meant to be a many-to-many relationship and we weren't supposed to all be dependent on a single point of failure.

I wonder if the Internet can figure out how to stop putting control of every last goddamn dollar on Earth under the control of a single company full of people who are sexually obsessed with destroying creation? This is what, round three after IBM and Microsoft?

Comment The Numbers Speak For Themselves (Score -1) 41

They've laid off 9000 people in the last two years.

Microsoft posted record-breaking financial results in both FYâ2023 and FYâ2024. Additionally, several quarters since then: especially Q2 FYâ2024 and Q3 FYâ2025 were flagged internally as "record" or exceptionally strong performances.

In fiscal year 2024 they made $245 billion in revenue.

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