I need an AI that will pointlessly inject more drama by using statements that an literally be used in situation.
When I ask it to search for a song with a few bits of lyrics, I want it tell me, "Honestly, I'm not sure how much longer we can go on like this," before giving me the answer! Where's the, "If I hadn't seen it myself, I wouldn't have believed it," or the "I wish things were different but here we are,"?

I need my AI to be as dramatic as possible but it still needs to read like a real person said it, preferably, someone who is exasperated with humanity's endless stream idiotic requests.

I skimmed the paper and it seems fairly compelling though I'll let the experts be the real judges. It seems to me that tire manufacturers should now be tasked with either proving it's not a danger to human health, changing how they make tire treads to prevent it from being airborne, or change to something that isn't a danger.

However, it's only fair to note that while denser/urban areas are correlated with higher levels of heart-disease and lung cancer, that doesn't prove this is the cause. It's easy to jump to conclusions but we lack the information needed to understand the significance of the fact that "[a]round 4% of the particulate matter consists of plastic."

Worry not, your hypothetical career choice is safe.

I asked ChatGPT what to call a site with the following parameters:

* the content is AI slop code
* distributes content to a second and third-parties
* anyone dumb enough to it is going to get fucked

Top answer: Sloppy Seconds

While I was not one of those people, I considered it and it seemed like a legitimate possibility. The logic being that the astronauts' health and vitals are monitored closely before the the launch which makes these kind of medical emergencies so rare, given that this is the first one in it's 25 year history. However, it can take a few days before sperm finally fertilizes an egg which means a pregnancy could initiate a couple days after reaching space and thus all the vitals up to that point would be entirely normal. From there it could be several weeks before there are any indicators of pregnancy.

Real question: What if they had turned out to be right? Should they be calling to put on display all that people that doubted them?

Rip the duct tape off your friend's mouth and ask them.

You can't cry about AI usage when you're the one using it without being a massive hypocrite. If you're a massive hypocrite, why should anyone give a flying fuck what you think?

FTFA:

People have been decrying privacy invasions since the beginning of the deployment of telemetry. What's happening now is the chickens have come home to roost and suddenly people are in disbelief that it could somehow happen to them, like they were somehow exempt.

To everyone who is playing stupid games: you are bound to win a stupid prize.

This could have you been your headline slashdot but you let it get away!

A) The iPhone is both a well recognized brand, designed by a US company, and a product that has never had the option to load an alternative firmware.
B) If this is your primary concern then you're an idiot.

Perhaps I'm not understanding the exact nature of the "cloud-based components" but that 100% sounds like a single point of failure for an enemy to disable every F-35 or at the very least sabotage them into being wholly ineffective. I now understand why there were concerns about a kill switch.

While, I do understand why countries didn't initially consider this a problem, as US leadership was rational, I don't understand why they have not been working on reverse engineering the whole thing since at least 2018. It entirely unfathomable why they would have bought more without the capability to use their own software. It would seem the deal-makers failed to recognize an obvious vulnerability.

This whole situation reflects the exact issue people have with closed-source software: you will get updates when and if it's convenient to the developer... or maybe you will for you to buy a the new version.