Comment Great solution! (Score 1) 288
As a counter measure, I'm taking massive doses of pain killers to help numb the agony.
Or I suppose I could just stop hitting myself on the head with a hammer...
Comment Re:Fighting for last place (Score 1) 309
Comment Re:Fighting for last place (Score 1) 309
No young people with two brain cells are going to want to relocate there.
On the bright side those two brain cells are a person.
Those two brain cells are an Alabama state supreme court judge...
Comment That leaves out... (Score 5, Funny) 45
So no cuts to the top management this time, then?
Comment Re:That's seldom the issue anymore (Score 4, Funny) 66
Comment Re:Consequences (Score 1) 264
Kias and Hyundais are already extremely pricey to insure due to all of the thefts. Doesn't seem to stop people from buying them since people rarely look at the insurance cost until after they buy the cars, thinking car price is the big factor in insurance cost.
Comment Re:10 orders of magnitude?? (Score 1) 60
Details, details. You're a small thinker. This guy is thinking BIG. Hundreds of millions of dollars big, that he's hoping to get bought out for ASAP. He doesn't have time for those unimportant pesky little details, like whether or not he understands the technical details of Bluetooth, or whether this will even work.
ironically, the article on the TechCruch website is followed by a link to an article about Theranos founder, Elizabeth Holmes.
Comment Re:The windchill factor in CEO opinions (Score 1) 207
Actually, they don't need to show anything. Just force everyone back into the office or don't, based on whatever beliefs you have on the topic, and then have your employees figure out if it's worth it for them to keep working for you, and let your customers decide whether the thing you're trying to sell them is worth a damn. A CEO holding up a graph isn't going to swing my opinion on it.