You appear to have a gaping chest wound. so let's put a sticking plaster round your little finger...
Comment Great solution! (Score 1) 288
I find that hitting myself on the head repeatedly with a hammer is giving me awful headaches.
As a counter measure, I'm taking massive doses of pain killers to help numb the agony.
Or I suppose I could just stop hitting myself on the head with a hammer...
As a counter measure, I'm taking massive doses of pain killers to help numb the agony.
Or I suppose I could just stop hitting myself on the head with a hammer...
Comment Re:Fighting for last place (Score 1) 309
Just lower the threshold of what you define as a home...
Comment Re:Fighting for last place (Score 1) 309
No young people with two brain cells are going to want to relocate there.
On the bright side those two brain cells are a person.
Those two brain cells are an Alabama state supreme court judge...
Comment That leaves out... (Score 5, Funny) 45
"To be blunt, many smart, talented and hard-working people will be departing us"
So no cuts to the top management this time, then?
So no cuts to the top management this time, then?
Comment Re:That's seldom the issue anymore (Score 4, Funny) 66
A young guy was using his phone in such a manner, talking loudly and setting the volume so everybody could hear the responses.
An old lady sitting near by took out her phone, held it in front of her and in voice loud enough to drown out the young man, began reciting "Blah! Blah! Blah!" continuously.
It turned out the young man did have a Bluetooth headset after all.
Comment Re:10 orders of magnitude?? (Score 1) 60
Details, details. You're a small thinker. This guy is thinking BIG. Hundreds of millions of dollars big, that he's hoping to get bought out for ASAP. He doesn't have time for those unimportant pesky little details, like whether or not he understands the technical details of Bluetooth, or whether this will even work.
ironically, the article on the TechCruch website is followed by a link to an article about Theranos founder, Elizabeth Holmes.
Comment Re:Politics Progress (Score 1) 219
Added to the fact that Germany still buys in a significant proportion of it electricity much of which is generated by nuclear power. It's just made the nuclear reactors somebody else's "problem".
Comment It's funnier than... (Score 1) 63
It's funnier than a lot of US comedies. If they didn't have the canned laughter you'd never realise what was supposed to be a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Comment Re:A predetermined conclusion (Score 1) 161
"Ben Daly, a researcher with ADF&G, is investigating where the crabs have gone. [...]" ""Environmental conditions are changing rapidly," Daly said. "We've seen warm conditions in the Bering Sea the last couple of years, and we're seeing a response in a cold adapted species, so it's pretty obvious this is connected. ""
The lead investigator is making the connection to climate change.
Comment Re:monarchy (Score 1) 483
She played a nice person in public but she also presided over a policy of no dark-skinned courtiers working for her, and secretly vetted many UK laws to ensure they didn't impact her family's wealth.
Comment Re:low-income to get an trade in?? what about just (Score 2) 202
My issue is more with hot weather when you often arrive at work sweaty.
No problem if your workplace has changing rooms and showers but trickier if there is no place to easily get clean.
Comment Re:and the punishment (Score 1) 158
Why would LIzzo be on an old man ?
Comment Re:What color pants was the driver wearing? (Score 1) 142
Perhaps a look at what makes so many more people morons is in order.
Comment Re: To bad Google does not (Score 1) 56
I think they just dropped the "don't" part...