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In response to StB's slanderous attack on my mother's home state:

See my comment to baby_head_rush. Basically, it was more the comment than the place.

Ya, I know. ;-)

But I'm obliged by my mother to vehemently defend the honor of Roundontheendsandhighinthemiddleland.

I sort of half grew up there, since my mom's family is from Logan County and we visited a lot when I was growing up in Virginia. Some years ago I was visiting my brother and my parents joined us in Virginia, and we drove from there to Ohio, taking much the same route we'd taken when I was little (before the nearby stretch I-64 was finished, so we had to take back roads through much of West Virginia to get to the WV Turnpike further north). It was pretty strange, in a way, going along the same roads we had when I was a kid and seeing how things had changed -- and how in many ways things hadn't changed at all.

I noted that they finally had new rest areas. See, Ohio was the first state in America to have paved roads and highways, back in the late 1800s. (Matter of fact the county seat of Logan County is the site of the very first paved road in America.) When I was a kid in the 1970s, most of the rest areas literally hadn't changed since then. Just open wooden pit toilets (I remember the unbelievable stench in the summer and being terrified that the sludge would splash up and hit me when I took a dump) and an old rusty hand water pump. When we drove through Ohio on my last visit, they finally seemed to have gotten into the 20th century -- new buildings with flush toilets and drinking fountains.

And you know what? I found myself missing the wooden toilets. Go figure.

So there you have it. Ohio, to me, is an open toilet, and I defend it anyway.

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  • Mostly because Ohioans are a considerate enough folk to not remind other people what sort of abortions they oozed from. If folks really wanted, we could detail what complete and rotten swollen whores they are. But that would be a sin in the same way kicking a dog would be a sin. And by no means could they ever hope to ever hold their heads as high as a dog... but you don't kick anything that lives, breathes and dies on all fours just the same.
    • Of course this is what passes for Tuesday Humpday Humor... wait, are you saying the work week is longer than three days now? *groan*
    • I'm surprised no one mentions the fact that ohio produced the fattest president [wikipedia.org], and there is even a rumor that he got stuck in his presidential bathtub (and had a giant one installed).
  • Was home to C. Estes Kefauver High School! [marksverylarge.com]
  • and we know when to flush.
  • Oh my GOD. I am sooooo bored by this JE.

    Most Worst Boring J/E Evah.

    Plus Cleveland has the ugliest humans per square foot.
    • by nizo ( 81281 ) *
      My day just improved: I just put my headphones and cranked them up to drown out everything else.


      I could comment on Ohio, but the time I drove through I didn't stop (mostly out of fear). Oh wait, maybe that was the Tenn. hill country I am thinking of.

    • Would you like your money back, sir?

      Cheers,

      Ethelred

    • Plus Cleveland has the ugliest humans per square foot.

      Over in Toledo we'd always refer to Cleveland as "The Mistake By The Lake".

      Sandusky's pretty cool though - entirely due to Cedar Point.

      But Cleveland? The Drew Carey show lied: Cleveland sucks. Look at their sports teams: The Indians, The Browns, The LeBron James^H^H Cavaliers...

      At least Toledo has the Mud Hens, currently one of the best AAA teams in the minors, and they'll always have the single greatest chili dog EVER: Tony Packo's. Jamie Farr
    • Granted, Harvey Pekar [wikipedia.org] isn't the prettiest face, but she's [wikipedia.org] not so bad.
    • by eno2001 ( 527078 )
      Hey! I'm no Cleveland supporter believe me. But, there's some damn fine looking people here. (Myself included ;P) It's all subjective anyway... Here's a few folks I find HIGHLY unattractive that make me scratch my head when I hear that other people find them "sexy":

      FEMALES:

      J. Simpson [hissandpop.com]BR>
      Z. Andrich [blast.net]

      T. Hatcher [delight.com]

      MALES:

      K. Urban [timeinc.net]

      M. McConaughey [boxofficeprophets.com]

      R. Crowe [momloveu.com]

      On the other hand, there's people who I think are quite good looking and they don't really get much notice:

      FEMALE:

      A. Donohoe [answers.com]

      F. Balk [idolpleasures.com]

      D Minogue [sing365.com]

      MALE:

      [cornerhouse.org]

      R. Saka [asphodel.com]

      • by ellem ( 147712 ) *
        Sulu? Sulu is that you? Do the Sulu Dance... Soooo Loooo Sooo Loooo... You can dance like Sulu and shake your little behind.

        Oh and you're right about Hootie and the Blowguns.
      • by eno2001 ( 527078 )
        Heh. Looking at the three women I picked as attractive I just realized that as much as I tried avoiding my "type" I still picked my "type". :/
  • and it combines the friendliness and down-home charm of the East Coast with the sophisticated cosmopolitanism of the Midwest.

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