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Journal Ethelred Unraed's Journal: The end of the world POLL 26

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If I could choose to unleash a natural disaster on people, I'd choose:

A) Tornado

B) Typhoon

C) Hurricane

D) Tsunami

E) Flood

F) Earthquake

G) Meteor strike

H) Comet strike

I) Sinkhole

J) Volcanic eruption

K) Hailstorm

L) Locust swarm

M) Straight-line winds

N) Avalanche

O) Ice age

P) Drought

Q) Windows XP

R) Super-T-storm

S) Lava flow

T) Forest fire

U) Desertification

V) Alien invasion

W) Magnetic pole reversal

X) Big-ass hunk of solar material

Y) Algae

Z) Ethelred's B.O.

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Yup. Didn't shower today. Who's volunteering to smell my 'pits?

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  • Yup. Didn't shower today. Who's volunteering to smell my 'pits?

    Is that some like, euro-acceptible level of cleanliness? That crap don't swing south of the Mason-Dixon line. Too humid.
    • Is that some like, euro-acceptible level of cleanliness?

      Now that ye mention it, yeah, them Euros don't shower as often as us Merkins.

      Normally I shower every day, but a lot of people I know here shower three or four times a week, maybe less. (A few of 'em a lot less. They don't seem to understand the concept of not smelling.)

      That crap don't swing south of the Mason-Dixon line. Too humid.

      I heard'at. I remember those summers in Virginia without A/C...vacation in NC in the summer without A/C...visiting

      • Now that ye mention it, yeah, them Euros don't shower as often as us Merkins.

        Is that so? I shower every day, I don't feel well if I don't do that. Most people I know (read: work with) seem to shower every day. I can't remember when I met someone that I found smelly.

        As for the poll: uhm... WinXP of course! We're on slashdot after all!

        • Is that so? I shower every day, I don't feel well if I don't do that. Most people I know (read: work with) seem to shower every day. I can't remember when I met someone that I found smelly.

          My in-laws generally don't shower every day, maybe once every other day or so.

          I worked with a couple of people who definitely didn't shower every day -- you could just tell what days they had, and what days they hadn't.

          Much worse in school, too. There were some that showered maybe once a week, including one of my pr

  • V) Alien Invasion

    Subtle - yet funny as hell. You just moved up a notch in my comedic respect list.

  • From The Hollow Man: "This
    is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper".

    Of course that doesn't say much.
  • "Hey, Joe, watch this!"

    • ...I'd heard that joke before, but in this form:

      A redneck's last words: "Hey, y'all, watch 'is!"

      Cheers,

      Ethelred

      • A redneck's last words: "Hey, y'all, watch 'is!"

        On a related note, there's a sig I saw on /. a few years ago: "A lot of people aren't remembered at all once they're gone; 'I wonder where Bob got the plutonium' is better than most get"...

        Warning on physics lab equipment: "Do not look into laser with remaining eye."

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  • The i watch too many movies option : Skynet

    My favorite Option : All of the above
  • I don't remember what option it was.

    The big ass chunk of solar matter.

    That one.

    Let's go out with flare baby!

    OMG, I apologize for the pun above.

    No, no, you don't need to SING.
  • 'cause it'd be cool to watch. At least until it fell on me.
  • i would rain fire and brimstone. any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

  • NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • Alien Invasion. Cause rebelling against the new alien overlords would be fun and exciting. Finally get a reason to kick ET's ass.
  • Not the meterological phenomenon, the poet:

    Some say the world will end in fire;
    Some say in ice.
    From what I've tasted of desire
    I hold with those who favor fire.
    But if it had to perish twice,
    I think I know enough of hate
    To know that for destruction ice
    Is also great
    And would suffice.

  • powerpoint.
  • A(1) Re-election of the incumbent U.S. president. That would do it. Sorry, I could not resist.

  • How can you not have Plague.
    That is my personal favorite way for the world to end.
    I ought to foe you for not including Plague in this poll!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

    Everybody, do the plague, do the funky plague. Bubonic Plague, you call it plague. Rolling in the gutter, riding in the butter. They're burning down the church, and you've got the plague. I see the rivers, the rivers of blood. Rivers running, rivers running. Rivers running, scarlet rivers. The bells are ringing, the bells are ringing. The bells ar

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