Journal Ethelred Unraed's Journal: Popularity contest 36

Journal by Ethelred Unraed on Thursday March 31, 2005 @03:39PM

It has come to my attention (namely, I stumbled across that old sdfriends script while cleaning up my old laptop's hard drive) that many people around here have more friends than I do.*

I say it's time for evasive action.

I hereby admit that I am not, in fact, an American male living in Germany. I am not married, and I have no kids.

I am, in fact, an inexperienced 18-year-old bi-curious girl with a passion for pr0n and testing Linux kernel drivers I wrote on my 17" PowerBook.

Spread the word.

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* - Yes, this is an open invitation for a snarky comeback. Fire at will.

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It's true (Score:1)

by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:

I have pix on my home c of Miss Ethel.

RAAAARRRRR.
- Re:It's true (Score:2)
  
  by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
  
  You should have seen what she sent in for the fotokon! I can't post it because they are ALL FOR ME!!!
  - Re:It's true (Score:1)
    
    by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
    
    Hey, whatever you say, Gollum. ;)
  - Re:It's true (Score:2)
    
    by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
    
    Did I mention that I went to a Catholic girl's school?
    Cheers,
    Ethel...red
- Re:does that mean (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  Shhhhhh! I didn't want to reveal that part yet!
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
You're 18? (Score:3, Funny)

by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) * writes: <kai.technolust@NOspaM.gmail.com> on Thursday March 31, 2005 @03:48PM (#12103075) Homepage Journal

I'm defreinding you. I don't like old women. :-)

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- Re:You're 18? (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  HAH!
  
  Nicely done TL.
  
  Beating them to the punch now are you? Good on ya.
  - Re:You're 18? (Score:1)
    
    by 5amTheButcher ( 720031 ) writes:
    
    Now look, you've gone all mushy. Next thing I know, you'll be posting "That's great TL!!! (((((HUGS))))", or some trash like that. Of course, then maybe you'll post pictures. Juicy!
    - Re:You're 18? (Score:1)
      
      by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
      
      my old friend 5am. Why did you foe me 5am? I'm so lonesome now. :(
      - Re:You're 18? (Score:1)
        
        by 5amTheButcher ( 720031 ) writes:
        
        Well, I'm not going to say it's your fault that I foed you (Why do we need to place blame? I mean, aren't we above scapegoats here?), but, um, you had something [slashdot.org] to do with it [slashdot.org].
    - Re:You're 18? (Score:1)
      
      by Ethe1red Unraed ( 775382 ) writes:
      
      That's so perceptive, 5am!!! (((((HUGS))))) Ooooh, 5am, you big hunk of man, you. Why don't you come over and see me some time? ^-^
      - Re:You're 18? (Score:1)
        
        by 5amTheButcher ( 720031 ) writes:
        
        Hey Johndii, now that you're looking slim, wouldn't mind giving you a few hugs!
        
        Juicy!
  - Re:You're 18? (Score:2)
    
    by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) * writes:
    
    If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Well, besides btlzu2 and his taste in music. :-)
- Re:You're 18? (Score:1)
  
  by Keith Russell ( 4440 ) writes:
  
  AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! THE MOUNTAIN DEW! IT BURNS MY SINUSES!
  
  (I just thought of a new project. I'm going to write a Firefox plugin that fills in random shit anytime the lameness filter goes off on a perfectly good post. Here's a hint: It's like yelling because I AM YELLING! Hey, Taco! If mod_slashdot_echelon picks this up, I'd just like to tell you how much of an idiot you are.)
troll! (Score:1)

by lithron ( 88998 ) writes:

I think you're trolling for porn.

So where should I send it?
so ... (Score:2)

by tomhudson ( 43916 ) writes:

... I guess that explains the "red tutu" reference.
I don't buy it - a REAL bi-curious would wear either a pink (curious) or a black (goth-curious) tutu.
Red tutu == totally lesbian. Sorry to break it to you, hon, but you'll never make it with a guy, even though lesbians are the hottest of the hot for most slashdotters :-)
oh, the Internet - where men are men - and so are the women ...
- The news from Lake Slash-be-gone (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  oh, the Internet - where men are men - and so are the women ...
  And all the trolls are above average.
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
- Re:so ... (Score:3, Funny)
  
  by yuri benjamin ( 222127 ) writes:
  
  oh, the Internet - where men are men - and so are the women ...
  
  I think the quote is:
  IRC - where the men are real men, the women are real men, and the little girls are FBI agents.
  - Re:so ... (Score:2)
    
    by tomhudson ( 43916 ) writes:
    
    That too :-)
    I think it's changing though. Cases in point:
    One of my sisters spends hours every day on the net (ebay, dog rescues, store-and-forward jokes, etc)
    One of my daughters is finally showing an interest in making the computer do what SHE wants it to do (she's stuck with a billing problem that takes days to do on her PC currently, and I've finally gotten her interested in a web/database solution that would reduce it to minutes).
    The other one has been fooling around with a laptop I dropped off at h
Ermmm... (Score:1)

by gmhowell ( 26755 ) writes:

The only females I've seen with that much facial hair are Italian.

Or young dwarven lasses.
What I don't get (Score:1)

by redhead-kitten ( 775093 ) writes:

Is why/how some people determine that they want to foe you.
I have been foed by mirabilos and I've never even *heard* of this person or even seen any discussions where they have taken part. Matter of fact, there are only 2 people that I have in common with that person.
So, WTF?
^_^
- Re:What I don't get (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  You're not the only one. I have/had a couple of foes that I'd never even seen before, not until I got the message that they'd foed me.
  I suspect it's Chacham up to his gamesmanship with zoo.pl (he circumvents the 200-person limit by setting up extra accounts and foeing people with them, then friending the extra accounts). Or it could be someone else up to the same thing. Or it could be some crank who's so hypersensitive that one comment sets them off for a foeing.
  No skin off of my teeth either way. Besid
  - Re:What I don't get (Score:1)
    
    by 5amTheButcher ( 720031 ) writes:
    
    If you must know, I hate this place. This zoo.pl. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
    - Re:What I don't get (Score:2)
      
      by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
      
      Hey! You're quoting that smash-hit nerd movie with Keanu!
      Uh...what was it again? Ah yes. Bill & Ted.
      Cheers,
      Ethelred
      - Re:What I don't get (Score:1)
        
        by 5amTheButcher ( 720031 ) writes:
        
        No, no, no, it's the bad guy from Speed!
        
        And I foed you as well. Superclever, huh? (wink, wink)
Backfired (Score:2)

by dead sun ( 104217 ) writes:

I hereby admit that I am not, in fact, an American male living in Germany.
Well, there goes my chance of getting some yummy, yummy German chocolate from that Slashdotter. Oh well, no reason to keep them friended anymore. ;)
you can't see it (Score:2)

by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:

but I am tibgue kissing you right now... mmmmm, mmmph, quack quack, mmmm, ooooooh yeah, quack quack.
- Re:you can't see it (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  You can kiss me all you want, but LEAVE OUT THE DUCK.
  Perv.
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
  - Re:you can't see it (Score:2)
    
    by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
    
    but it's already oiled
    - Re:you can't see it (Score:2)
      
      by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
      
      Why? Was it squeaking?
      Cheers,
      Ethelred
      - Re:you can't see it (Score:2)
        
        by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
        
        I dropped my pen; can you pick it up?
        
        Re:you can't see it (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        /me picks it up with his toes
        Neener, neener!
        Cheers,
        Ethelred
        
        Re:you can't see it (Score:2)
        
        by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
        
        *his*
        
        YOIKS.... it's NOT 95 it's not 95!
        
        Re:you can't see it (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        FUCK I blew my cover.
        No, I didn't. It was a typo! It was a typo!
        Cheers,
        Ethelred
Show us yer bewbz!!!1 (Score:2)

by cyranoVR ( 518628 ) * writes:

PS - Ethelred Unraed is a d00d!

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