Em Emalb's Journal: WTF

WTF does a guy gotta do to get some freaks around here?

I've had the same 9 knuckleheads since they changed to the friends/foes system. IOW, almost 2 years worth of time for people to foe me, and only 9 have.

*sniff*

Come on folks!

There you go

[Some Woman]

For the next hour, I'll be your freak. Does it count even though I don't hate you?

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[account_deleted]

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Re:There you go

[Abm0raz]

Let me get this straight ... Em is freakin' SomeWoman? Lucky bastard.

-Ab

Re:There you go

[Em Emalb]

I knew you'd come through in the clutch.

Disregard the fellas, they like to play.

I looked at your post, saw the -1 and looked for a fake username like 5am the butcher. I'm so lame.

heh.

Re:There you go

[5amTheButcher]

My usernames not fake. And as a favor, I have foed you. Ive already got my fair share of foes, and all I wanted was to be loved.

Re:There you go

[Em Emalb]

correct, your username isn't fake.

It's a funny attempt to get people riled up. I actually like it.

When I think funny trolls, I think 5am. Good enough?

Re:There you go

[5amTheButcher]

Damn, I made an impression! Juicy!

Aha!

[Ethelred Unraed]

So! I have now Foed you, you evil scum!

I will now commence to trashing your JE with reckless aplomb. Bwa-ha-ha, smell me fart!

Fear me, for I am Foe!

/me waits for his Foes list to suddenly mushroom

Cheers,

Your best foe,

Ethelred

USA vs. the world and/or a gun debate.

[wheany]

Get into a USA vs. the world and/or a gun debate. Keep at it for at least half a dozen messages.

Flame some random people in threads.

[sulli]

For even better results, pick newbies (uid>700K) for flaming. You can give newest x% a score bonus to make them easier to find.

I usually pick up a Freak or two every time I go on a troll/flamebait bender (sadly, not often enough in my old age).

Re:Flame some random people in threads.

[5amTheButcher]

Im going to have to foe you for being a troll. And that goes for your journal too.

You whiney bitch!

[gmhowell]

STFU!!!!

Reciprocate

[Tet]

You could start by getting some foes of your own. That may prompt others to hate you. Alternatively, the quick way to freakdom is to mutter some expletive (or even the suggestion of an expletive) anywhere near Chacham [slashdot.org]. Seems to have worked for the rest of us :-) I'm not quite sure how you've managed to avoid his wrath for so long!

Re:Reciprocate

[TechnoLust]

Because Em doesn't have a potty mouth like you do! Oh, wait... ;-)

Fan:Freaks ratio...

[WIAKywbfatw]

My fan:freaks ratio used to be 4:1, then it dropped to 3:1, now it's a little above 2:1.

Frankly, that's the way I like it. 99 percent of my freaks have foed me after I've posted something political with which they disagreed.

I find it funny that people go out of their way only to listen to people whose opinions match their own (because if there's one route to extremism or fundamentalism going out of your way not to listen to anyone who doesn't think exactly as you do is exactly it).

It's a free society (fo

I don't know....

[jawtheshark]

I have 9 so far...Some of them I know why. The most recent addition (last week) was rizawbone [slashdot.org]. Whatever I did to him, I don't know. I think that people are more trigger happy with the befriend button than with the foe button. I once made that quite clear to people that befriended me that I knew I would never get along with.

Most people prefer to ignore each other... So do I. I never foe people. Ignoring works for me.

Smoochie Noochies

[3m 3malb]

Noise, noise, noise...smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beer. My good man its time to kick back, drink some beer and smoke some weed.

Re:Smoochie Noochies

[MonTemplar]

Sorry, but YOU FAIL IT!

The trick is to pick a combination of letters that 'looks' like the handle of the person you're trying to pass off as. Sadly, 3 does not 'look' like E, not matter how hard you stare at it! :-)

Try again.

MT.

Re:Smoochie Noochies

[3m 3malb]

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.

Re:Smoochie Noochies

[MonTemplar]

You need to work on your writing style a bit.

Keep trying.

MT.

I'd donate some of mine to you

[MonTemplar]

But last time I checked, most of them haven't been on Slashdot for ages.

Oh, and this guy [slashdot.org] foe'd me last night. My guess is the liberal application of In Soviet Russia to my sig, bio and some comments, combined with my all-round wonderfulness. :-)

MT.

That's it, you just made My List!

[Richard M. Nixon]

You want more foes, you got 'em Em!
Welcome to my enemies list!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!