You [TWX] are so cute when you feed the AC troll or sock puppet. Maybe its hairdresser knows for sure, but why should anyone care?
As for the story, the obligatory joke I was looking for is the fresh Subject. Also lots of joke turf around not getting any value from their investments. At least if that "Democratic" is referring to the large-D political "party" in America, they sure ain't bought much influence that I can detect anywhere.
But there is a related joke floating around here, if only I could execute humor in a non-fatal way. Remember the old song "Anything you can do, I can do better!" We need a version that is updated for AI over I, something along the lines of "Anything I can do, AI can do better". There was a followup line in the song that could become "AI can do anything better than I" or "AI can do anything better than you". By pronouncing "AI" as a diphthong (or triphthong?) it may even be possible to preserve the rhythm of the original.
You may (but probably don't) remember some of the tasks the song used for competitive examples. For this story, the AI would be boasting about finding and buying the "best" influencers. (And why hasn't my spell checker yet been updated for that extremely popular "job" title?)
Returning to the Subject joke, I would never be signed up because I'm too politically unreliable. I mostly think the Democrats are full of shite, but it's merely less poisonous shite than the fake Republican shite. "Mostly harmless" is the kindest thing you can say about any American politician these years?