Em Emalb's Journal: sports poll: Who wins the Masters?

As Tiger is a huge favorite to win, please pick another player...

I know this...

[Otter]

...it won't be Duke!

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Sergio Garcia

[RailGunner]

Get ready for 6 hours of waggle coverage:

waggle waggle waggle waggle waggle

Sergio Garcia is still lining up his shot on the 14th hole, currently on top of the leaderboard with a 6 under par.

That's right, Tom, he's really hitting the ball well right now.

waggle waggle waggle waggle waggle

* four hours later *
Sergio Garcia is still lining up his shot on the 14th, Bob. What does through a players mind in times like this?

waggle waggle waggle waggle waggle

Well Tom I guess he's waiting on the right wind conditions, or he's maybe trying to clear his mind of the pressure of Vijay Singh's hole in one on the 12th. Let's go to field reporter Jill

waggle waggle waggle waggle waggle

We have some late breaking news, Bob, it seems that about 3 hours into Sergio's waggle session he passed away and this current waggling is just the wind, Bob. Tragic news from the Masters tournament today.

waggle waggle waggle waggle waggle PLOP!

Jack Nicklaus

[Shadow Wrought]

I think he's due again. you can't keep the Golden Bear down for two decades in a row!

Or Mickelson. One of the two.

Ernie Els

[bofh31337]

With a name like that, it's his to lose.

Tiger Woods

[Tet]

As Tiger is a huge favorite to win, please pick another player...

Actually, no he's not. Current prices are:

• 4.9 -- V. Singh
• 6.2 -- P. Mickelson
• 7.2 -- T. Woods
• 9.2 -- R. Goosen
• 13.0 -- E. Els

So I guess I'll have to go for Singh, then.