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What's in your quote file?

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  • mine (Score:2)

    by red5 ( 51324 )
    Taken from a phone conversation with my girlfriend.

    Girl: They're going to think I'm weird.
    Boy: So, it's better to be weird than boring.
    Girl: Weird people creep me out.
    Boy: I'd rather hang out with weird people, than boring people.
    Girl: And that's why I don't like your friends.

  • Quotes (Score:2)

    by Tet ( 2721 )
    A few from my fortune file:

    Think of all the Latin words you already know -- like "fellatio"

    -- Robin Tregaskis

    %

    Erotic is when you use a feather. Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.

    -- Anonymous

    %

    This system isn't just going to rock, it's going to play German heavy metal.

    -- Nicholas Blachford

    %

    One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors

    -- Plato

    %

    WWJD? JWRTFM.

    %

    I like my coffee like I like my

    • That coffee one was awesome. I'll have to use that sometime. "My usual coffee line is: I like my coffee like my women, Hot pale, and bitter." Lost of cream no sugar.
    • OS X: Because making Unix user-friendly was easier than debugging (fixing) Windows

      Who the Hell is Jay R. Ashworth? I said that.

      I also said:

      "We didn't have any problems with Y2K it was W2K that we had all the problems with."
  • "Some Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." -- Frank Zappa

    "Laugh boys and girls, because if you do not laugh, you are going to have to cry." -- Jason Farnon from I Bleed For This? ezine
  • And it's in my sig. I'll have to grab that text file (I have 3 of them, I think) once I get back to my compy.
  • fool me once...fool me can't get fooled again
  • If Bodak sees this thread....IM DOOMED!!!!
    • HokieSeas quotes here, anything else that I find amusing while browsing the quotes will go in another post below.

      1999: "I can shove the TV down my pants!"

      2002: "I gave birth, and I had to flush it"

      Hmm, most of the others have a specific note to never repeat them...

  • It would save a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now.
    ---
    If God created man in his image, why are there so many idiots in the world?
    ---
    So, if communion wafers are the body of Christ, how many do you have to eat before you have consumed a whole Jesus?
    ---
    To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. -- Thomas Edison
    ---
    Quirky, self-owned, with issues. I have baggage, but i carry it myself.
    - (I wish I could remember who said this)
    ---
    I have such fond memories of my father declaring that it

  • No one disputes that nuclear weapons are dangerous. No one disputes that Saddam is dangerous. So why do legions of people argue that Saddam with nuclear weapons is somehow not dangerous? --Bill Whittle

    ----

    We relied on negotiations, diplomacy and signed agreements in order to prevent North Korea from obtaining these [nuclear] weapons. They developed them in direct violation of these international agreements. There are those who oppose this war, who say we should try this spectacularly unsuccessful strat
  • Results 1 - 10 of about 3,190,000,000
    http://www.google.com/search?q=a&sourceid=mozilla- search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=fi refox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official [google.com]

    i don't have that kind of disk storage space! thank google if i want a clever quote i can google for it!

    Beware of Google's for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

    or something like that.
  • I can add a few things from my quote journal.

    "A scientist is one who finds interest in the kinetic energy of jell-o moving at ridiculous velocities. An engineer is one who can find a real-life application for such silliness."

    "Anything not nailed down is a cat toy."

    "A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation."

    "Don't think of it as broken. Think of it as lacking duct tape."

    "Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity."

    "I know I am a sick person. The question is
  • My platform of choice lets me drag text from pretty much any app, and drop it somewhere as a discrete object. The top right folder on my desktop has ~600 of these text clippings dating back to 1999. A few of my favorites, double clicked at random:

    No man is an island, But if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie them together, they make a pretty good raft.
    -- Bugeyed Earl

    History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
    -- Samuel Clemens

    "Oh, Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's mangled
  • is basically everything you've ever said.
  • The quote file doesn't have much that's funny without context, but I've always liked this one.

    Jim (neighbor in the dorms in college): Dammit. Why doesn't hotornot.com have an "add to cart" button?!

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