You should know better than to click onto this.

here: http://bit.ly/d5s7z4

SCNR. And NSFW for those who aren't supposed to slack at work.

Geez. Today I'm on the net for ten years, and I don't know what to say. If you knew me better, you'd know why this is actually hilarious.

Time to write a book, isn't it? I had 240.000 readers on CompuServe at a time when there were only around 600.000 users in Germany. I have been recognized by strangers while shopping groceries who wanted to talk about the stuff I wrote. I make a living off the net for 7 years. I've got lots of stories to tell.

How long have you people been online? Do you feel this, too?