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Comment Next: Teaching Social Skills to Slashdot Reader (Score 5, Funny) 171

Slashdoter: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Robot: "Women are not impressed by your vast array of Monty Python Quotes."

Slashdoter: "I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

Robot: "Women are not impressed by your vast array of Monty Python Quotes."

Slashdotter: "It's merely resting, pining for the fjords."

Robot: "Women are not impressed by your vast array of Monty Python Quotes."

Next week: Watch the Robot attempt to disuade the Slashdotter from using an "In Soviet Russia" joke.

Slashdoter: "In Soviet Russia, robot programs you!"

Robot: "I'm just not getting through to you, am I?"

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eldavojohn writes: "The BBC is taking a look at how atomic physicists are developing cancer treatments. A step past radiotherapy, the CERN institute is publishing interesting results: "Cancer cells were successfully targeted with anti-matter subatomic particles, causing intense biological damage leading to cell death." The press release from last year is finally sparking interest in the medical community."
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Hi, my name is Bob and I will be representing Intel from March 5-March 9 in the Intel Opinion Center. I am here with two of my colleagues, Joe and Cory, answering questions about Quad-Core Xeon servers -specifically any questions or comments you have around performance and energy efficiency. We've been looking forward to having this opportunity to engage in open dialog with the fellow IT community. Don't be shy with the questions, we're here to give straightforward answers, and learn from you a

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