CmdrPorno - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Why is there an offer to buy TikTok (Score 2) 42

by CmdrPorno on Monday March 11, 2024 @10:31PM (#64308623) Attached to: Former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick Considering Buying TikTok

Just wait until they try to ban Truth Social, it will start WWIII.

Comment Re:So nothing to do with Boeing's current problems (Score 1) 132

by CmdrPorno on Friday March 08, 2024 @05:21PM (#64301193) Attached to: United Plane Veers Off Runway in Third Boeing Incident This Week

The common thread I'm seeing here is that they were all United aircraft.

Comment Re:Don't forget to vote Slashdot (Score 1) 55

by CmdrPorno on Wednesday March 06, 2024 @11:40PM (#64296344) Attached to: Rising Temperatures and Heat Shocks Prompt Job Relocations, Study Finds

I'll take mine with extra covfefe.

Comment Wasnâ(TM)t he already sentenced to be CEO of (Score 1) 189

by CmdrPorno on Wednesday February 28, 2024 @07:26PM (#64277242) Attached to: SBF Asks For 5-Year Prison Sentence, Calls 100-Year Recommendation 'Grotesque'

Seems like punishment enough.

Comment Apple needs to learn a thing or two! (Score 1) 14

by CmdrPorno on Monday February 26, 2024 @07:57PM (#64270880) Attached to: OnePlus Watch 2 Launches With Wear OS 4, 100-Hour Battery

I donâ(TM)t have an iWatch because I donâ(TM)t need another device that requires daily charging.

Comment Re:8 months? (Score 2) 42

by CmdrPorno on Monday February 26, 2024 @12:01AM (#64268482) Attached to: In Netflix's New Sci-Fi Movie 'Spaceman', an Introverted Astronaut Confronts Isolation

He has regular contact with mission control. For me that would be enough.

MC: You good, bro?
Me: I'm good. Talk to you tomorrow.

Comment Re:Class action incoming (Score 3, Funny) 45

by CmdrPorno on Sunday February 25, 2024 @11:52PM (#64268468) Attached to: AT&T Will Issue $5 Reimbursements For 12-Hour Outage

"Since you've overpaid for your cell phone service by $50+ per month for the past several years, we're willing to give you a $5 credit for your extreme inconvenience and the threat to your safety." - AT&T

Comment Re:Average cost is $150/month? (Score 1) 45

by CmdrPorno on Sunday February 25, 2024 @11:50PM (#64268462) Attached to: AT&T Will Issue $5 Reimbursements For 12-Hour Outage

I use my phone all the time and have no issues with an MVNO, but I have excellent wifi at home and the few days I go into the office. I'm also judicious about connecting to hotspots when they're available, and I download podcasts and videos to my devices for offline use when I'm on wifi.

Comment Apple caused this (Score 1) 55

by CmdrPorno on Thursday February 22, 2024 @07:03PM (#64261258) Attached to: AT&T Restores Service After Massive, Nationwide Outage

Just some real life âoeproduct placementâ for its Emergency SOS feature.

Comment Re:This is terrible news (Score 1) 178

by CmdrPorno on Monday February 19, 2024 @09:41PM (#64253118) Attached to: Capital One Is Buying Discover

Yeah, Crapital One will crap all over Discover's superior customer service. They're basically just buying a book of customers.

Comment Heavy? (Score 4, Funny) 140

by CmdrPorno on Monday February 19, 2024 @02:09PM (#64251896) Attached to: Why Some of Apple's Biggest Fans Are Returning Their Vision Pros

You're wearing it wrong.
Sincerely,
Steve Jobs

Comment If youâ(TM)re complaining about the weight yo (Score 1) 178

by CmdrPorno on Thursday February 15, 2024 @07:10PM (#64243308) Attached to: Apple Fans Are Starting To Return Their Vision Pros

Sincerely,
Steve Jobs

Comment Free market! (Score 2, Insightful) 88

by CmdrPorno on Tuesday February 06, 2024 @07:12PM (#64220626) Attached to: Crypto Mining Company Loses Bid To Force Canadian Utility Company To Provide Power

These crypto firms need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and build their own power generation and distribution facilities!

Comment Cool story, bro (Score 1) 67

by CmdrPorno on Wednesday January 31, 2024 @10:28PM (#64205054) Attached to: Comcast Reluctantly Agrees To Stop Its Misleading '10G Network' Claims

But we have an Eleventy Billion G network! More Eleventy Billion G bars in more places!
Sincerely,
AT&T

Comment Re:SAD! (Score 1) 89

by CmdrPorno on Monday January 29, 2024 @09:58PM (#64199408) Attached to: Alaska Airlines Plane Appears To Have Left Boeing Factory Without Critical Bolts

Also, Dude, "The Tinted One" is not the preferred nomenclature. Orange Messiah, please.

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