Do you mow your front lawn?
Hell no, I pay someone to do it. People who think the smell of fresh cut grass is "lovely" obviously have never had to mow the lawn themselves.
Do you want to roll with the Gangstas?
Depends. Are bitches and money involved? If so, yes.
Are you first in your class?
ROFL, no. I was the kid in class who did fuck all work and always came in second. One of the first great lessons of my life was discovering how (to me) such simple inaction could piss so many people off in so many different ways.
Are you a champion at D and D?
If we're talking bras, then buddy, you have no conception of how good I am. Pen and paper RPG? Not so much.
Is MC Escher your favorite MC?
Ol' Dirty Batard reigns supreme.
Do you drink Earl Grey tea?
The 2 most overused phrases in the UK are:
1) "Put the kettle on."
2) "Fancy a cuppa?"
I lived there way too long, and am sick of the stuff.
Are your rims quite stationary?
Rims or pay someone to mow my lawn? You get the idea.
Are all of your action figures cherry?
More like "Repeatedly Violated"
Is Steven Hawking in your library?
No. Got a Kurzweil book around here somewhere, though....
Is your MySpace page all totally pimped out?
Even if I had a MySpace page, do you think I'd brag about it on
Do you got people beggin for your top eight spaces?
Fake it or risk being uncool and say wtf is that? Decisions, decisions....
Do you know pi to a thousand places?
No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it!
Do you still wear braces?
Never have. Besides, crooked teeth are useful for freaking out Usians.
Do you order all of your sandwiches with mayonnaise?
Ugh! Mind you, it's nice on french fries.
Are you a whiz at Minesweeper?
Can someone explain the attraction to me? I got bored in 2 seconds and went and got addicted to freecell instead.
Could you play for days?
No. 10-12 hours seems to the rough shape of the "envelope"
Is there a killer app you haven't run?
As a Linux noob, that would be a big fat yes
Do you know Pascal?
Did a little in high school
Do you do vector calculus just for fun?
Nope. Instead, I daydream about torturing famous people.
Do You got a soldering gun?
Is Happy Days your favorite theme song?
A-Team. Or Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Are you an ace in a game of ping pong?
Is that what they call the guy that faults pretty much every shot?
Can you ace any trivia quiz I'll bring on?
No, I cut and paste like everybody else.
Are you fluent in Klingon?
Do you ride a Segway?
I suck at remembering chick's names
Do you collect X-Men comics?
Used to. You know what they say about soap operas: You don't buy 'em, you rent 'em.
The pens in your pocket, do you protect them?
Money, keys, knife, smokes, lighter. If I need a pen, I'll just steal one from the bank for a few minutes.
Does your ergonomic keyboard ever leaves you bored?
Do the encrustations of filth make it ergonomic?
Do you Shop online for deals on some writable media?
Fuck deals. You have the item and the price is reasonable? Sold.
Do you edit Wikipedia?
No. Frankly, those pedants scare the crap out of me.
Have you memorized Holy Grail?
Now that you mention it, I'm probably pretty close.
Can you recite it right now?
We are the knights who say...uh...auggghhhh!
Do you got a business doing websites?
Used to. Not worth the sodding effort.
When your friends need some code, who do they call?
Yeah, we're not that l33t, sorry.
Did you make a homepage for your dog?
No, but my wife has a blog about her garden.
Do you have a fanny pack?
I prefer the British term: Bum bag. And, no, never. Ever.
Do you shop at The Gap?
I get all my clothes by mugging homeless people.
Do you spend your nights with a roll of bubble wrap?
How plebeian. Once you've rolled around your bed naked in a pile of money, everything else just seems so vulgar, darling.
Were you in AV Club?
Ha! I was the AV club for a short while.
Nope. Choir, though.
Do you like Kirk or do you like Picard?
Sisko could kick both their asses.
Do you spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair?
No, but I hear renaissance fairies are HOT.
Do you have your name on your underwear?
Hobos don't wear underwear.